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10-20-2005, 09:25 PM
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what a day, tuh!
Well I had a fucking mare of a day at work
Edit: Shamelessly stolen from Dan but this piccy sums it up
http://www.fhp.state.fl.us/graphics/FS060603h.jpg
Problems dont create problems, people create problems. What a bunch of twunts people can be!
COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION!
For fucks sake people is it too much to ask 
Oh well, pay peanuts and get monkeys I guess 
I feel better now. Still not looking forward to going in on my day off tomorrow but c'est la vie
Got any jobs Jabba?
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10-20-2005, 09:29 PM
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we could use a floating service writer over here  not too much trouble, just help out the German service writers in the morning and at lunch 8)
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10-20-2005, 09:46 PM
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lol..
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Problems dont create problems, people create problems. What a bunch of twunts people can be!
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Yes but ultimately its always the guy minding his own business who has to fix it...
But thats how you get noticed for promotion... at least thats what I tell myself after the project Im developing requires me to work extra hours because the user didn't give enough thought to the business process or they didn't adequately communicate between themselves.
Best of luck.
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10-20-2005, 09:49 PM
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Aber mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut! 8)
(my German isnt that good)
No I shall spend the weekend applying for, ahem, 'other opportunities'.
What pisses me off is that I am 'worth' quite a bit to the right person or company, it is just finding that niche :roll:
Edit: At least I am putting my whinges in the right section of JW lol <nods wisely>
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10-20-2005, 09:51 PM
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Sadly the twunts, runts, idiots, losers and general brown nosing shit-heads will ne the ones getting the promotions
They spend all their time aligning themselves to the politics of promotion while we all do the actual work to run the place - which they of course graciously take credit for 
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10-20-2005, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RC45
Sadly the twunts, runts, idiots, losers and general brown nosing shit-heads will ne the ones getting the promotions
They spend all their time aligning themselves to the politics of promotion while we all do the actual work to run the place - which they of course graciously take credit for |
Ahh, well, here's a simple puzzle:
of words mouth the right my out took
And, yes, she got a right fucking VTECing on the way home in case anyone is wondering 
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10-20-2005, 09:55 PM
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Good point.. Doesn't really matter for me anyway, if I don't move to India and learn Hindi by next year I have to change opportunities anyway (though perhaps internally).
I'm sure someone here could teach you german. Id volunteer but Im only a little less rusty.
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10-20-2005, 09:58 PM
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Well, gray, you're a bright chap so I wouldn't worry about long-term prospects if I were you.
I'm not that worried, it's all about firing enough arrows; statistically you will hit the bullseye now and again, even if blindfolded
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10-20-2005, 10:03 PM
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lol.. of course.. Even a broken clock is right once a day.
Nah... We'll both be fine, but it certainly does wonders for workplace moral to know your going to be replaced. Tieing back to the communications issues, about half the people at work seem to have quit doing their jobs altogether making my life that much more hectic. So I can relate, its like a study in motivational collapse over here. That being said.. even working tomorrow, the weekend is almost here!!!!
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10-20-2005, 10:04 PM
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Now tell me I just made your day better 
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10-20-2005, 10:17 PM
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UNDERBOOB!!! (quite possibly more intriguing than cleavage )
alot of dumbasses actually create thier own problems, and because shit rolls downhill, everyone else has to deal with it
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10-20-2005, 10:21 PM
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why is there a sandwich on that picture
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10-20-2005, 10:22 PM
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/\/\/\Are you hungry mate? Illusions are sometimes the result of hunger.
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10-20-2005, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan
why is there a sandwich on that picture
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http://media. hamncheez.com/pictures/underside_titties.jpg
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10-20-2005, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
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Originally Posted by Dan
why is there a sandwich on that picture
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http://media. hamncheez.com/pictures/underside_titties.jpg |
congratulations.. you have succesfully applied to be my forum bitch
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