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Old 10-13-2005, 09:35 AM   #1
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Extract from the London Evening Standard......

A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for
12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North London.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, Was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw."

Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of Finchley Road, Highgate, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."



LMFAO, the dog pulled my trousers down indeed! I bet while in jail his trousers will get pulled down by another type of animal....namely the inmates lol
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:38 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHAAHAH, fucking clever dog to be able to undo trouser buckles hey!
How did he ever think that was gunna stand up in court, lol.
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:39 AM   #3
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I bet he was drunk in court too lol
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:40 AM   #4
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ewww.....

Now I am not experienced in human/dog (sexual) relationships, but even if you got down on all fours with your pants off are you sure the dog would actually come up behind you and start $#^$#^$&#&$#& you?
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:42 AM   #5
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I dunno, how about you do a little 'field exercise' for us, and report back hahahaha
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:49 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by jon_s
I dunno, how about you do a little 'field exercise' for us, and report back hahahaha
already on to it.......
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:53 AM   #7
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hehehe
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:56 AM   #8
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ITS TRUE......I can't sit down anymore know though, might have to lay down for awhile (and make sure the dog is out of sight).
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:02 AM   #9
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HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:07 AM   #10
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LOL ah the wonders of alchohol,bet he said he thought it was a hot lookin women aswell.i bet that was a weird sight for the couple that found him.

i think i would have stopped and laughed before i decided to help him
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Originally Posted by jon_s
HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)
a tube of lubricant would probably be more useful, but thanks for the thought.
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:47 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by dingo
Originally Posted by jon_s
HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)
a tube of lubricant would probably be more useful, but thanks for the thought.
i nearly choked on my doughnut reading this I think Dingo needs his custom title changed again
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:50 AM   #13
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Well - looks like "Bugger me with a splintered fence post" just got replaced by "Bugger me with a Staffordshire terrier, called Badger".. as tyhe ultimate expression of surprise...
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:54 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
Originally Posted by dingo
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HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)
a tube of lubricant would probably be more useful, but thanks for the thought.
i nearly choked on my doughnut reading this I think Dingo needs his custom title changed again
then I will have to donate so I can change it again.
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