10-02-2005, 02:06 PM
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Maserati quattroporte tuning
hi everybody,
i have a maserati quattroporte 2005, i'm planing on tuning it but i couldn't find any tuners , eccept modena tuning and then the don't tell you the deference 0-60? any ways i would really epreciate if you can help me out to find more tuners. 
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10-02-2005, 03:01 PM
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Re: Maserati quattroporte tuning
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Originally Posted by khalaf
hi everybody,
i have a maserati quattroporte 2005, i'm planing on tuning it but i couldn't find any tuners , eccept modena tuning and then the don't tell you the deference 0-60? any ways i would really epreciate if you can help me out to find more tuners. |
Sure you do.
And the only place you can go for tuning advice is an internet forum.. that is not even a Maserati specific hangout.. :roll:
If it turns out you do in fact have such a car, sorry to say but you might be the seond dimmest QP owner on the planet... :roll:
I mean - why not entrust mod advice for your expensive hi-tech sports car to complete strangers from a general car forum... :roll:
Either way - since you asked, why not just buy a 250 wet nitrous kits and send us the video of the results. 
Of course there will be no need for a window switch - just spray that shit from 500rpm to redline. :roll:
Oh -yeah, and welcome to the JW family 
Setting your location to lkjlkjh also lends loads of credibilty to your story.. :roll:
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10-02-2005, 03:12 PM
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Simple- just give it a few NOS stickers, get some chrome dubs and draw flames down the side of the car. That's the only advice we can give you until you show us proof the car is yours.
But seriously, like RC45 already said, would you take advice from total starngers concerning modifications such an expensive car ?? That's seem a bit stupid to me...
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10-02-2005, 03:47 PM
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I'm not up on my Mazeratty's.. but isn't the quatroporta a 4 door? Not exactly the young guys version the way I understand it.. 
BTW -I I really hope this bloke is some rich Saudi prince or trustfriend kid... and he/she really has this car...
That way I can eat humble pie (which I haven't had in quite a while...  ) - but more importantly we will not have to suffer yet another fake bullshitting liar.
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10-03-2005, 07:40 AM
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Before talking/bragging about your car, please take your time to open a topic about it in the appropriate section, with lot of pics and obviously the mandatory custom shot
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10-03-2005, 07:45 AM
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Here are the most well known mods for the QP:
1. Take out the rear seats - saves weight which is important in such a big car.
2. Buy some light-weight rims
3. Get a full carbon-fibre body for the car, further reducing weight.
4. Bolt on twin superchargers
5. Keep the brakes standard!
6. add some nozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
7. and most importantly add some stickers to it.
Any other questions then PM me, there is not much I don't know about tuning Masers.
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10-03-2005, 09:37 AM
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^^ LOL I forgot you were the resident Mazeratty king...
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10-08-2005, 08:35 PM
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see further than your nose and you will understand
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10-08-2005, 08:53 PM
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you don't have a brain either!!!! so i'll stop answering your stupid suggestions,you smart man!
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10-08-2005, 09:18 PM
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Technically, didn't he just provide a custom shot? 
Nice car man.. :fadein:
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10-08-2005, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by khalaf
you don't have a brain either!!!! so i'll stop answering your stupid suggestions,you smart man!
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Just because you bathe in money doesn't mean God has blessed you with brains.
If you as wealthy as you purport to be - to have a Quattroporte at age 22, simply call the local Mazzeratty dealer and ask for the nearest tuner... then throw some money at them nad have it tuned.
Simple as that.
I mean honestly chap - just send it back to Italy and have it customized to your requirments.
But of course, if you feel that online sources are the safest best bet - good luck.
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10-08-2005, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by khalaf
leave the ignorent to eat their ignorance.
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I'll stick to sausage sarnies thanks
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10-09-2005, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by RC45
^^ LOL I forgot you were the resident Mazeratty king... |
Yes, but it didn't come easy - alot of years working at it.
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Originally Posted by khalaf
you don't have a brain either......you smart man!
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Me not smart man at all.....but how you be smart when have you no brain?
Please explain......
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10-09-2005, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by AL123
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Originally Posted by khalaf
leave the ignorent to eat their ignorance.
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I'll stick to sausage sarnies thanks |
With those little pickled onions and some samoosas on the side
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