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09-03-2005, 05:47 AM
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Nissan skyline's......
I heard this one from my dad, apparently its pretty old (i personally never heard it before), goes along the same lines as the differences between a porsche and a porcupine (pricks are on the inside of a porsche).
Why is a Nissan Skyline called a clitoris car?
because every cunt's got one.
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09-04-2005, 02:32 PM
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Thats basically a variation on the more popular...
"Imports are like tampons, every pussy needs one." joke.
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09-04-2005, 07:24 PM
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i dont know too many people with skylines, so i would disagree with that statement. They are pretty rare around here.
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09-11-2005, 03:00 AM
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Its pretty common where I live. I cant say they're everywhere but R33s quite common but 95% of them are GT-Ss, not GT-Rs.
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09-11-2005, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by adamk24
Thats basically a variation on the more popular...
"Imports are like tampons, every pussy needs one." joke.
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ive never heard that one, and thats hilariously funny.
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09-11-2005, 07:56 AM
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yeah, and on another note, a skyline isnt a pussy car like a civic, race a gtr and see what happens to you. HOndas are for fags.
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09-13-2005, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by PlasticCupPolitics
yeah, and on another note, a skyline isnt a pussy car like a civic, race a gtr and see what happens to you. HOndas are for fags.
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How old are you?
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09-13-2005, 09:05 AM
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funny.. but i disagree.. i like skylines.. (R33 is my fav  )
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