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Old 06-02-2005, 07:48 PM   #1
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Default Didn't have to go to jail :D

nice news I've received by phone. I might have to be behind bars one or two nights

here's the long story:
4 years ago I had a terrible accident with an ex-girlfriend who was sleeping and had no seatbealt. In a bridge that has a nasty little curve, it had rained and lots of old buses drive by this bridge and the pavement is usually filled with oil.
So, at 3:30 am I was driving at 40-50 km/h (I swear, if not the car would have ended worse) and the car slipped and went directly to a barrier.
my ex-gf hitted the dashboard and went into a coma, one friend of hers was bruised (another person without seatbelt)
I also got some bruises because I was using seatbelt
I was charged with "injuries" and went behind bars until my family gathered the 5000usd for my bail.

Now after years, the case isn't going anywhere, I can't travel outside mexico and maybe my lawyer and the judge of the case will ask to jail me for a day or two. By doing this, is supposed that I can be free at last (stupid laws)

well, one thing is for sure... I won't be needing my laptop in that place and you won't be reading more of my stupid posts for some hours

I would not like it, but I'll have to wait a call around 10 am to find out what will have to be done

this went directly into Spammers corner because this could end only as spam, and I only wanted to get out this stupid feeling (I do feel a little bit better :roll

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I hate the mexican justice system... but the details are in my last post
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:52 PM   #2
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I hope they let you go in the end 8)
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:52 PM   #3
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Your dream sounds very alluring. . . .
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:53 PM   #4
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It was bad idea, buggirl is adding her smart comments
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:53 PM   #5
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Is it still bad idea badgirl is adding her smart comments anymore?
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:54 PM   #6
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Yes it is
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:57 PM   #7
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Woh, sorry to hear that mate.. Must be very frustrating for you - though after 4 years of these restrictions, 2 nights in jail may just be the end of it. :fadein:
Would you prefer the case to go on, or just get it over with?
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:07 PM   #8
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that sounds really stupid for no one getting killed hopefully you won't have to go to jail, but if you do, make sure you don't drop the soap
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:15 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
make sure you don't drop the soap
why? have you done it?

of course I would not go to the showers of that damned place and stay in my "room"
I'll buy some steel diapers for those nights
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:18 PM   #10
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ohh, not cool. but im sure you're anxiously waiting for this thing to end. it sucks that you havent been able to go anywhere outside of mexico. i hope everything works out for you. keep us updated, ok? oh, and i agree with my Z on this one, dont, for the sake of pete, drop the soap, i hear the consequences are dire (unless you swing that way, which i highly doubt)
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:18 PM   #11
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Hmmmm. . . . That bad? OK. Ummmm. . . . . Continue what?
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:45 PM   #12
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maybe im crazy. but id love to spend a few days in jail

i think id have a total blast! id beat the shit out of the first guy i say and then would make me a few bitchs. then in a few days later id get out of the jail. right when i got on the other side of the bars, id laugh my F-ing face off! lol, at all the stupid criminals that have to stay in there for a long time still

am i cruel or what? te-hee!
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:45 PM   #13
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Perhaps. See a doctor or something. . . . .
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:46 PM   #14
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you are crazy yablokov
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:46 PM   #15
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""? Me, batgirl ?
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