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Old 05-26-2005, 10:27 PM   #1
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Default How to know if ur wife is cheating on you? Buy her...

Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?


This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most.

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/
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Old 05-26-2005, 10:54 PM   #2
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haha ..... expensive shit
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Old 05-26-2005, 11:07 PM   #3
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Yup...............Prevent is always better than cure, and cure is always expensive. So be smart and satisfy ur wife (at all means) LOL.
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Old 05-27-2005, 12:53 AM   #4
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lol, i dont date so i have no need for those
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:58 AM   #5
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you dont date .... but u sure will get married someday ... 8)
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Old 05-27-2005, 08:47 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
Great idea with the product, but I'm suspicious that those will actually work. If I would have a battery and and GPS transmitter in my pants I would surely know about it, they're not invisible and weightless.
What kind of perv the claimed father "David" is in the testimonials section, he would like to have a video camera in his daughters pants. :shock:
I think he meant a video camera that points to the outside world :roll: ...actually i hope that is what he meant
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:32 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by 5vz-fe
Yup...............Prevent is always better than cure, and cure is always expensive. So be smart and satisfy ur wife (at all means) LOL.
I agree with you but some women are sluts at heart and will betray even if fully satisfied. but i think the broad must be dumped as soon as she continues her suspicsious behavior but this device may help in making up your mind!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:45 AM   #8
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LOL!!! what a bunch of crap
and I really think someone will believe that stuff
it's very strange that they have sold out
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:19 AM   #9
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great so now we need 3 more steps (1st is buying)

2) convinse her that she looks hot on that
3) make here wear them EVERY day.
4) finding a way to take the stink out of them every day!
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:46 AM   #10
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OMFG!! Only extremelly desperate people would buy that. And the proce!!..100bucks for a pair of knickers...and 180 if you want to go for the version with the heartbeat and temperature detector (neatly hidden in the flower on the panties).

LMFAO!!
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