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Old 03-26-2005, 08:56 PM   #1
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does anyone else smell a flaming coming
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Old 03-26-2005, 09:03 PM   #2
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does this prove women are crappy drivers or Quattro doesnt work?
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Old 03-26-2005, 10:22 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by goodduck
im not goingt o comment becasue i can see my mother getting into that situation.
she got a van stuck in an underground parking garage. (the van hit the ceiling and got stuck. they had to let air out of the tires and put sandbags in the car to get it out)
I thought ZfrkS62's pic was pretty funny then I read your story LMAO
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:26 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
Originally Posted by goodduck
im not goingt o comment becasue i can see my mother getting into that situation.
she got a van stuck in an underground parking garage. (the van hit the ceiling and got stuck. they had to let air out of the tires and put sandbags in the car to get it out)
I thought ZfrkS62's pic was pretty funny then I read your story LMAO
definately

would i be incorrect in assuming that is Amsterdam?
' Audi Engineers have met in failure to bridge their all terrain concept across an aquatic surface at low speed, high speed attempts may yield uncertain results'
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Old 03-27-2005, 12:54 AM   #5
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im not goingt o comment becasue i can see my mother getting into that situation.
she got a van stuck in an underground parking garage. (the van hit the ceiling and got stuck. they had to let air out of the tires and put sandbags in the car to get it out)

' Audi Engineers have met in failure to bridge their all terrain concept across an aquatic surface at low speed, high speed attempts may yield uncertain results'

PMSLMAO
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:09 AM   #6
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PMSLMAO
i think i am quite unfamiliar with 'pms' unless its a certain monthly visitor for women??

'Sarah made it home to discover her parking space was no longer vacant, She saw the lot thieving neighbor's boats as the perfect parking spot quietly thinking to herself "this will show him". she quickly learned the principles of buoyancy the hard way'
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:28 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by goodduck
im not goingt o comment becasue i can see my mother getting into that situation.
she got a van stuck in an underground parking garage. (the van hit the ceiling and got stuck. they had to let air out of the tires and put sandbags in the car to get it out)
roflmao
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Old 03-27-2005, 02:28 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by nthfinity
PMSLMAO
i think i am quite unfamiliar with 'pms' unless its a certain monthly visitor for women??

'Sarah made it home to discover her parking space was no longer vacant, She saw the lot thieving neighbor's boats as the perfect parking spot quietly thinking to herself "this will show him". she quickly learned the principles of buoyancy the hard way'
Pissing My Self Laughing My Ass Off
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Old 03-28-2005, 12:39 AM   #9
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Pissing My Self Laughing My Ass Off


Now that must be damn messy.
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Old 03-28-2005, 01:50 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by BADMIHAI
Pissing My Self Laughing My Ass Off


Now that must be damn messy.
i'm running out of towels. i'll put it that way
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