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Old 03-24-2005, 03:00 AM   #1
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:39 AM   #2
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lol...I saw this on another website. I thought it was...definately...yeah. lol...It looks pretty deep too. The expression on the kid who threw it was priceless though.
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:49 AM   #3
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It's a fake, he would be bleeding and the the guy was way to calm. I bet almost everybody would show a vocal sign of pain as the scissors pierced the arm, this guy was quiet as hell.
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:50 AM   #4
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FUCKING OOWWWWW!!!!!!

god damn that looks painful....probably one of those things where it doesn't hurt until you look at it
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Old 03-24-2005, 06:02 AM   #5
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goddamn!

there is a possibility that its real, since people often go into shock after a serious injury such as that. happened to my friend once when he broke & dislocated his wrist, he was totally calm, just in shock.
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:32 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
well did anyone see the vid of the cop who shot him self in the foot??
the first words that came out of his mouth were "is everyone all right" and then he seemed to snap his fingers as if saying damn.

though the camera guy does start to pant, not sure if hes in shock or what, but thats fucking nuts if its real. and who in the right mind would throw scissors??
Do you mean this vid??
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Old 03-24-2005, 10:47 AM   #7
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Old 03-24-2005, 11:00 AM   #8
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omg pwned soo badley!
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Old 03-24-2005, 03:11 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Fleischmann
It's a fake, he would be bleeding and the the guy was way to calm. I bet almost everybody would show a vocal sign of pain as the scissors pierced the arm, this guy was quiet as hell.
The way he was holding his arm i would say it's real. The tip was probably against the bone which would have caused them to shift and possibly tear the wound. As for not bleeding, generally when you get stabbed with something like that, you don't start bleeding until after you remove the object from the wound. While building my Enzo model (see my model thread) i managed to impale my finger on my xacto knife blade and it didn't bleed for about 3-4 seconds after i pulled the blade out of my finger :x
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Old 03-24-2005, 10:15 PM   #10
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yeah I vote for this as being real. Ive witnessed this first hand (shock theory). Me and my brother, accidentally, broke our maids arm and she went into shock before shouting.
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:43 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by DeMoN
yeah I vote for this as being real. Ive witnessed this first hand (shock theory). Me and my brother, accidentally, broke our maids arm and she went into shock before shouting.
LoL, accidentally broke your maid's arm!?! Do tell... The guy is REALLY REALLY calm. 'I cant believe you just did that. Im going to have to go to the fucking hospital now. There are fucking scissors sticking out of my fucking arm' (exit room) lmfao. Its so great! Scary thing is, that fat kid reminds me of my brother. hes been known to throw whatever he can get his hands on when agravated.
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Old 03-25-2005, 01:51 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by Fleischmann
It's a fake, he would be bleeding and the the guy was way to calm. I bet almost everybody would show a vocal sign of pain as the scissors pierced the arm, this guy was quiet as hell.
It looks pretty real to me.

When I was younger my neighbor friend fell on a fencepost and got a huge rusty nail stuck in his leg. It didn't bleed at all because the nail was plugging the hole that it had just made. The second he pulls those scissors out though, he's going to bleed like crazy. It would be best for him to leave them in and let someone in the Emergency Room at the hospital remove them. Who knows, they may have ruptured an artery and now the scissors being inside him are keping him from bleeding to death.

I think it's real. As for the pain, he'll feel it the next day more than he does now. The combination of shock and adrenalin would make it seem a lot less painful at the time of the injury.

Hope he learded his lesson.
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:52 AM   #13
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Its real, first seconds you're in shok and dont feel the pain... a bit brutal was to say "get the fuk out" but the guy he probably deserves it IMO LOL Good is that he didnt git it in the head or heart :shock:
The fat guy probably got beated then but I guess they will not make too much fun of him anymore
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