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Old 02-24-2005, 08:16 PM   #1
GT-R_R34
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Default Poor little skunk

A man and his wife Kathleen were driving home one very cold night when Kathleen asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and Kathleen said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can
we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says,
"O.K., Get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your
legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the awful smell?"
"Just hold his little nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him
with, died at the scene.
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