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Old 01-19-2005, 06:12 AM   #1
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Default Say "F... You" to presidents or Prime ministers!

U.S.A.
You say "Fuck you" to the president of USA. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the president sues you and gets all the money you have.

ENGLAND
You say "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of England. The Prime minister says "fuck you too".

FRANCE
You say "Fuck you" to the president of France. Millions of people support you and say "fuck you" to the president. Meanwhile the president writes poems of his sadness.

JAPAN
You say "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Japan. The Prime minister says "I'm sorry, I'm not interested on your body."

GERMANY
You say "Fuck you" to the president of Germany. The police come and say "Please don't fuck the president".

SWEDEN
You say "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime minister or not. If the answer is yes you fuck the Prime minister. If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.

ROMANIA
You say "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.

TURKEY
You say "Fuck you" to the president of Turkey. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.

CHINA
You say "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of China. The Prime minister will literally fuck you.

ITALY
You say "Fuck you" to the president of Italy. You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.

RUSSIA
You say "Fuck you" to the president of Russia. The president gives you a french kiss.

SAUDI ARABIA
You say "Fuck you" to the president ... But, there is no president, you become foolish...But if you say "fuck you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...

IRAN
You say "Fuck you" to the president. But you are too late my friend, you've already been "Fucked" by the president long time ago and you weren't aware.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:31 AM   #2
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lmao .... germany italy and iran are the funniest ... lol .... nice find ...
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:42 AM   #3
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LOL....but where is Australia
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:48 AM   #4
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ya can add it ...

PAKISTAN
You say "Fuck you" to the president of Pakistan. He turns at you and shines his four stars .
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Old 01-19-2005, 07:32 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by dingo22
LOL....but where is Australia
Would you add that one?

Maybe everyone can add one for their country

nice one on Pakistan, saadie
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:36 PM   #6
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lol. the French and Italian ones are perfect
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:25 PM   #7
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the one on saudi arabia is good but he won't actually cut ur tongue, he'll hang u
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