Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............Cherry"
"Yellow........Lemon"
"Green........Lime"
"Orange.......Orange"
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "OH MY
GOD!!!!! Spit em out!!!
They're ass holes!!"
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