We'll never forget you!

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but
had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of
them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them. Her friend however
was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage
a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the
graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the
girls did their business they proceed to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the
other husband and said, "These damn girl nights have
to stop. My wife came home with no panties!" "That's
nothing", said the other husband, "Mine came back with
a card stuck between the crack of her ass that said,
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never
forget you."