LOL - the first mofo that tries that in Houston would more than likely come out to see the crew cab duallie F350 they parked behnd, driving off with the smartcar hnging off the tow hitch.
Since the truck would have just backed up, punched the tow hitch through the tinfoil door and driven off.. ....
....with the smartcar flapping in the wind like a piece of toilet paper hanging off the back..