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Old 10-05-2004, 10:53 PM   #1
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An Israeli doctor says “medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.” A German doctor says “that’s nothing we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.” A Russian doctor says “ in my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.” The Texas doctor not to be outdone says “you guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for 4 years, and now half the country is looking for work.”
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Old 10-05-2004, 10:55 PM   #2
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so wrong...
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:03 PM   #3
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:34 PM   #4
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so funny.
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Old 10-06-2004, 02:20 AM   #5
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sp wrong ... yet so right !!
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Old 10-06-2004, 03:23 AM   #6
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wahahahahahahahaa, nice one
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Old 10-06-2004, 05:48 PM   #7
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lol so true.
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Old 10-06-2004, 08:52 PM   #8
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LOL
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:31 AM   #9
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lol that so funny haha yet so true
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:19 AM   #10
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so true so true
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Old 10-09-2004, 03:28 AM   #11
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So fooking funny
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Old 10-09-2004, 03:37 AM   #12
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lol...I see another political debate comming up
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