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09-24-2004, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Abilene, TX USA
Posts: 798
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soooo blonde
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she
wrote
"Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde..
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
Left,"
she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
Goes
In Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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09-24-2004, 10:32 PM
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Location: Puebla
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hahahaha 
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09-25-2004, 03:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Russian living in Prague
Posts: 7,543
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hehe...
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"...free your mind and the body will follow..." - THE MATRIX
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09-25-2004, 03:51 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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ahahahaah, totally agree with you on the favorite.
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09-25-2004, 09:32 AM
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Location: London
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That's quality
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"It's not long before Marco arrives, but he's at least five minutes behind an epic wall of noise that's been bouncing off the rock faces like a sonic pinball. Onlookers, of which there are many, seem relieved when the livid red Ferrari skims into view, happier still when they see it's driven by a friendly Italian, and not, as the thunderous sound effects suggested, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse." Evo #059
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09-27-2004, 11:40 AM
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Location: Downtown S'ban
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LOL! Are so blonde girls like that?
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09-27-2004, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Belgium
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09-29-2004, 04:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 152
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I don't get this one.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
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Go Mclaren Go!!!!
Goddamnit...
An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.
Advertising has us chasing cars, megapixel cellphones and clothes.
Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
We're the middle children of history, man...
No purpose or place.
We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars.
But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact.
And we're very, very pissed off
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