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09-13-2004, 01:56 PM
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The Good, Bad and Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
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09-13-2004, 02:08 PM
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MAY THE FORZA BE WITH YOU!
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09-13-2004, 04:20 PM
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Location: Mexico
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lol... too funny
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09-13-2004, 04:25 PM
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Location: London
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Hahah very good
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09-13-2004, 04:32 PM
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Location: The Basque Country
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Ive already know exactly the same jokes....they are very good
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09-13-2004, 04:49 PM
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Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Got a good laugh from me.
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09-14-2004, 04:25 AM
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Location: Lithuania
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Several are very good ones 
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09-14-2004, 05:01 AM
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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hahahahahaha, funniest joke i've read on jw! good stuff Neutrino! 
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09-14-2004, 07:15 AM
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Location: Russian living in Prague
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Too hard to understndable english humor for me... dont get it 
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09-14-2004, 07:47 AM
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Location: Portugal
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LOL... especially the last one.
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09-14-2004, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
Too hard to understndable english humor for me... dont get it |
LMAO
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09-14-2004, 10:34 PM
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Location: Lat: -31 56.84 505 Long. 116.00.09 5 Australia
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LMFAO
FUNNY ASS!!! hahahahahaha lol!
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