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Old 08-11-2004, 01:31 AM   #1
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The Photo - Surprise

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?", he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 08-11-2004, 01:33 AM   #2
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hahaha
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Old 08-11-2004, 02:00 AM   #3
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hahahahahaha!!! that's a good one, never heard it before!
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Old 08-11-2004, 02:22 AM   #4
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Poor guy!
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Old 08-11-2004, 03:36 AM   #5
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Old 08-11-2004, 03:39 AM   #6
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OWNED!
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:42 PM   #7
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LOL old but gold
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Old 08-11-2004, 09:54 PM   #8
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LOL that would suck big balls
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:36 PM   #9
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hey, that is similar to a dream that I most recently had, lol.
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Old 08-11-2004, 11:14 PM   #10
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