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Old 09-05-2003, 09:10 AM   #1
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Default Which Car

VL - The "could only afford the engine" car
XR6 – Can still only afford the engine, but at least it’s a new one
S13 - The New P platers VL
S14 - The doriftor's car
S15 – The blind doriftor’s car
RX7 – The deaf doriftor’s car
Skyline - The racer with a good memory's car
GTR - The rich racer with a good memory's car
WRX - The bottle shop ram raider's car
STi - The jewelry shop ram raider's car
Commodore - The boat ownner's car
HSV - The yacht owner's car
XR8 – The boat/yacht owner without unlimited oil’s car
MX5 - The old hairdresser's car
TypeR - The new hairdresser's car
Celica - The wannabe hairdresser's car
Peugeot - The home handy man's car
AE86 - The cartoon kid's car
Mk4 Supra - The highway racer's car
Mk3 Supra - The car that NEVER runs
Mk2 Supra - the car that is barely together with an insane driver
Black Mercedes - The PIMP's car
RX8 - The car with no torque
S2000 - The NA front engine car that feels like a 1972 911 with a T04 equipped 1 litre engine
Porsche 911 - The 30 years of engineering almost overcomes a fundamentally flawed design car
Boxster S - Best handling car in the world.. DON'T MESS WITH IT!
SL500 - The car whose wheels fit absolutely anything car

explanation just in case you didn't know:
VL is an old car in the commodore range.
XR6 is the v6 version of the ford falcon.
HSV performance division of holden.
XR8 is the v8 verion of the ford falcon.
P plater is a plate amateurs have to hang on the car to notify they are provisional drivers.
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