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06-28-2004, 08:18 AM
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Brand forums would create..
posts like these..
Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How
do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with the medical board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have
a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.
Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- Where is the best place to start a fire in this thing?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from
1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some used rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a quick business trip to Columbia.
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Itailian Job. Sueing the movie
company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?
McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touch-up paint
available through the dealer?
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got pulled over for drifting in New York City.
Chevy pickup forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all
day! Com'on now ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those dern cows rounded up.
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06-28-2004, 08:24 AM
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Haha that's funny. I like the Bentley and the Lamborghini ones
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06-28-2004, 09:44 AM
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Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
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06-28-2004, 10:43 AM
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lmao, did u make that up your self????
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06-28-2004, 10:58 AM
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Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me
No I raced him in an accord
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06-28-2004, 11:27 AM
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Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touch-up paint
available through the dealer?
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 i think thats my fav, the bently one is good too.
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06-28-2004, 12:59 PM
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some good ones there. love the Mclaren and Hummer ones
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06-28-2004, 01:12 PM
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Re: Brand forums would create..
Originally Posted by LotusGT1
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
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I would love to see that post.. LoL
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06-28-2004, 01:38 PM
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I love the HUMMER one that was great!
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06-28-2004, 04:43 PM
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The civic and mustang ones were funny. But the Fiat one takes the cake.
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06-28-2004, 05:08 PM
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lol, the mustang one is sooo true. I always read stories like that. But usually the mustang guy just runs the civic to teach him a lesson  The lambo and hummer ones were also really good.
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06-29-2004, 12:59 AM
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i like the camero hummer and fiat ones
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06-29-2004, 01:03 AM
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doesn't anyone know how to spell Camaro anymore?
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06-29-2004, 06:48 AM
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Jabbas World forum
-How can I download?
LooooooooL
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