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Old 05-18-2007, 09:42 AM   #1
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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the engine when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.




The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me are basically doing the same work? "


The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ... and said
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"Try to do it when the engine is running ".


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Old 05-18-2007, 09:44 AM   #2
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lol good point
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:46 AM   #3
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one smart doctor
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:30 PM   #4
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^ and 10 more years of hell in hospitals.. :roll:
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:59 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by ARMAN
one smart doctor
but also a bit of a liar

They do stop the heart before they operate, so technically, it's no trunning when he cuts into it
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:03 PM   #6
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you ruined all the fun ....

it still is funny cuz the mechanic was to dumb to know what you just said
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