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Old 04-24-2007, 04:55 AM   #1
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Default Ron Dennis speak

You all know Ron Dennis speak style, lots of words and technical terms to express a single idea... Example:



Lol I love this Man!!

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For more fun put this word in your phrase
:arrow: Montoya
:arrow: Ferrari
:arrow: Race
:arrow: car
:arrow: driver
:arrow: lap
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:09 AM   #2
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hahaha ... this is gonna be fun .. weee!
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:36 PM   #3
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This is damn funny!
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Old 04-24-2007, 08:24 PM   #4
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tyres = latex based ground adhesion devices

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Old 04-24-2007, 11:45 PM   #5
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Hahahahahah, pretty funny and so true.
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Old 04-25-2007, 04:08 PM   #6
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brakes = carbon fibre mechanical energy dissipation devices

lights = artificial illumination sources

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Old 04-25-2007, 04:16 PM   #7
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awesome
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Old 04-26-2007, 05:32 AM   #8
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Watch this LOOOOOOOL

Original: The Australian Grand Prix was a good race for us. We thought we were far ago from Ferrari but we have developed a new brakes system¡ and a great fuel ignition system. We are getting new tyres and we will see how the car responds. We like both drivers, A.lonso and Hamilton, but we miss JP Juan Pablo Montoya. The new steering wheel is more simply and the radio crew has created a new feature that you will see son. Our new Sponsor is Vodafone, who left Ferrari alone. Next years season willl have some nocturne races and we will have to develop some lights system. We are in good situation to get all Pole Positions of the season. Our new car has great top speed and acceleration. But always depends of the track situation. By the way i want to salute Jabbasworld Forum, a nice place for virtual living style

Ron Dennis: The Australian Grand Prix was a wholly satisfactory display of competitive fortitude for us. We thought we were far ago from Italian rival however we have developed a innovative carbon fibre mechanical energy dissipation devices system¡ and a great Mobil 1 power-generating synthetic lubricant ignition system. We are getting innovative latex based ground adhesion devices and we will visually perceivehow the high performance mechanical conveyance responds. We like both biological components, A.lonso and Hamilton, however we miss JP Sim Senna version 1.85, The Bit of Rough. The innovative steering circular rotational mechanism is more simply and the electromagnetic communication device crew has created a innovative feature that you will visually perceiveson. Our innovative Sponsor is Vodafone, who left Italian rival alone. subsequent planetary orbit of the suns period of competitive endeavour willl have a not inconsiderable amount of nocturne displays of competitive fortitude and we will have to develop a not inconsiderable amount of artificial illumination sources system. We are in wholly satisfactory situation to get all Pole Positions of the period of competitive endeavour. Our innovative high performance mechanical conveyance has great top lateral velocity and acceleration. however always depends of the tarmacadam racing surface situation. By the way i want to salute Jabbasworld Forum, a wholly satisfactory position for virtual living style
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