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02-23-2007, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pitfield
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well it depends: is she fugly, plork (dutch for hobonafa: hot body nasty face) or cute..
You can always bring a bag, just in case  |
or in English, is she a BOBFOC?
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch. |
LMAO!!
Ive got to remember that one 
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02-23-2007, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
I'd say it's pretty obvious that her intentions are not exactly PG-13...
Smack that, all on the floor...  |
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02-23-2007, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by htfaber
Reminds of the scene in I Spy, where Eddie Murphy is instructing Owen Wilson to get it on with Famke Jansen.
The result is Owen Wilson singing Sexual Healing....
Incredibly funny!
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Thats not the way to get a Dutch Lady 
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02-23-2007, 03:45 PM
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02-23-2007, 04:23 PM
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Z3US... NO ONE sends a Lyric they don't know what it means!!!
And, if she didn't know English, how would she find the lyric for "that song" she liked so much??
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02-23-2007, 05:56 PM
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^ LOL
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02-23-2007, 06:32 PM
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Se for gostosa, vai la!!!
I think she wants you to invest...
Invest is a terrible word...
I think she need your healing...
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02-23-2007, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bmuller
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Originally Posted by Z3uS
I don't think a girl would let it this clear that she wants to get fucked, unfortunately.
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You obviously haven't been around many college parties, either that or you're very disillusioned  |
Well, in fact i've been to quite a lot of college parties and believe me, at least here, girls make themselves very hard to get.
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02-23-2007, 08:55 PM
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The thing actually is that i'm afraid she wants more than sex... If i bang her she will probably want a relationship and i don't want.
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02-23-2007, 11:21 PM
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^But at least you'll have banged her.
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You obviously haven't been around many college parties, either that or you're very disillusioned
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I think that's only in America.
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02-24-2007, 12:33 AM
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Was talking to her a few moments ago and now i know why the "request"... She is prcticatlly alone at home, since her parents travelled the weekend :roll: ... Her sister is there too but she told me she is going to sleep at a friends house tomorrow.
We'll go out tomorrow and i'll see what happens.
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02-24-2007, 01:20 AM
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She is prcticatlly alone at home
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Go for it!!!
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02-24-2007, 05:43 AM
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^ No but in America there are more.
@Z3uS: go get 'er :drinking:
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02-24-2007, 09:24 AM
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So basically what you're telling me is that there aren't sluts in any countries other than the US...
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Sluts tend not to go to uni here.
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02-24-2007, 09:30 AM
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Sluts are everywhere!
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