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Old 01-31-2007, 02:58 AM   #391
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Isn't it better to punch in the stomach or sternum to wind them?
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:54 AM   #392
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I usually just call them names, no-one survived..
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:30 AM   #393
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^What if they don't understand?
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Old 01-31-2007, 01:20 PM   #394
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then say booogawoogawooomotherfucker
then take out your chrome .45 and blast them fools



walk this wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy talk this wayyyyyyyyyy
edit:work is fucking great when you are alone, blasting 80's music.....no phone calls, no e-mails.....pretty much starin at the blue sky....yeah i am slowly going...
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:42 PM   #395
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No, you are not slowly going. You have gone. Completely and utterly.
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:22 PM   #396
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I bet you just watched 50 Cents ''Get Rich Or Die Tryin'' and now think your one bad gangsta eh Idin?
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:07 AM   #397
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50 Cent obviously wasn't very rich when he started out, or he would've called himself 50 dollars.
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:12 AM   #398
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/\/\ He was only worth 50 cent
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:32 AM   #399
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lol ldin sounds great... btw 50's shit, how bout ice cube? or whatever his name was, a white rapper iwith ice in his name a long time ago man his style was crap
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:08 AM   #400
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vanilla ice? and no, i haven't seen the movie, nor do i plan on it. yes...i also like to listen to 60's,70's,80's music while working(i love winamp streamming), or classical if we are all working on a contract. i pretty much listen to anything, i am very open minded.

i actually enjoy long walks on the beach, having a bottle of wine near the fireplace.......lol
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:47 PM   #401
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Ice Cube is a black man. He's into acting now. Vanilla Ice is a white man, but nobody likes him anymore. His song "Ice Ice Baby" is still popular, though. His real name is Rob van Winkle, I think.
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Old 02-02-2007, 07:26 PM   #402
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its snowing
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:01 AM   #403
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Good for you.
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Old 02-03-2007, 08:33 AM   #404
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i'm envious of you having snow
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Old 02-03-2007, 08:42 AM   #405
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Originally Posted by Mattk
^What if they don't understand?
I would kill them.

The sun is shining.
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