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Old 11-01-2006, 12:15 PM   #1
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LMAO !!!!

very smart answer


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Old 11-02-2006, 05:29 AM   #2
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LMAOOOO

Ive understand it but can you write it for me?? just the answer!!!
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Old 11-02-2006, 05:56 AM   #3
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Eheheh...
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Old 11-02-2006, 05:57 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
LMAOOOO

Ive understand it but can you write it for me?? just the answer!!!
He basically said he (boyfriend) is gonna do the same thing to the daughter that the dad did to his wife the first time they went on vacation.
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Old 11-02-2006, 06:13 AM   #5
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Thx dude , but i want the exact words!! I understood the first time but i missed some words!!
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Old 11-02-2006, 08:24 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by bultaco_metralla
Thx dude , but i want the exact words!! I understood the first time but i missed some words!!
well, it starts with

mom: "passport, tickets,..."
dad ( to bf). : "Do you think you could return this young lady in the same conditions you've found her?"

bf to dad: "Mr.Johnson, my intentions are as honorable as yours were the first time you took your good lady wife away for holiday" !
then
mom: "oooh", (thinking:what a charming boy) "isn't that sweet James" ?

daughter: "Bye"
then the leave the house
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Old 11-02-2006, 09:44 AM   #7
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^^ haaaha .....

the expresions on the faces must be awsome
im gonna download it ....
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:31 AM   #8
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stmoritzer YOU RULE!! Thx dude!!! i missed this part: are as honorable as yours
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Old 11-02-2006, 11:32 AM   #9
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Oh man, thats awesome
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Old 11-17-2006, 01:09 AM   #10
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Nice. That's a good way to kick off things.
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Old 11-17-2006, 01:24 AM   #11
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Hahaha!
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:05 AM   #12
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