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Old 09-19-2006, 12:25 PM   #1
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Default Winston Churchill was the first black President!



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Danielle Lloyd, Miss Great Britain and girlfriend of pro soccer player Teddy Sheringham (hence the sports connection and justification for inclusion in The Flip Side), recently showed how those who don't know history must not be doomed when it comes to beauty pageants.

Sheringham was helping her prepare for the BBC's Test the Nation quiz show and asked her: "Who was Winston Churchill : a rapper; U.S. president; the PM [prime minister]; king?"

Replied Lloyd : "Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me that's black."

At least she'll look nice on television. Not that Sheringham will see.

"Ted is so embarrassed," Lloyd said, "that he's going on holiday rather than watch."
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Old 09-19-2006, 12:27 PM   #2
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LOL typical example of hot body but no brains

Ill have both please for my woman
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:21 PM   #3
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Beauty and intelligence rarelly go together.

How can somebody represent a country and know so little about it's history?? It's sad
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:39 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Fleischmann
Beauty and intelligence rarelly go together.

How can somebody represent a country and know so little about it's history?? It's sad
I can understand not knowing King Edward the VIII's wives names... but Churchill was only 55 years ago (more or less) and even had a state-broadcast funeral within her lifetime that she ought to recall...

still; I find it funny... I have known a black fellow or two named Winston; and when i ran a Ciggerette booth, black people usually bought Winston's
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:18 PM   #5
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It's not even that. Churchill is one of the most famous people in History! However, I bet that she could tell you anything you'd care to know about Sex in the City or something.
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Old 09-19-2006, 03:01 PM   #6
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Not knowing that he was President is some what acceptable.. but the first black president?

Sad thing is she probably thinks nothing of that interview..
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:04 PM   #7
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that goes waaaay beyond stupid.. :shock:
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:57 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
LOL typical example of hot body but no brains

Ill have both please for my woman
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Old 09-28-2006, 06:08 AM   #9
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Beauty and intelligence rarelly go together.
The hottest girl I know is more intelligent than I am...

What a stupid bitch. Winston Churchill was not black, was not American, was never a president of any kind, and no black man has ever been close to becoming president of America.
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