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TransAm · 01-06-2006, 04:14 PM

Just trying to lift everyone's spirits with some one liners.

Feel free to add to the list

My dad reckons that if you tie a scarf round your head it indicates that you are a baptized Sikh. Is this true or is it just another turban legend

If you take the little bit of cotton wool out of a vicks vaporub and sniff it REALLY hard you can see in black and white

TransAm · 01-06-2006, 04:15 PM

I heard that popular Satellite Dish Faced singer Sophie Ellis Bextor was killed by a popular French Footballer.

Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor. :roll:

antonioledesma · 01-06-2006, 04:29 PM

JW-urban legend:

some say he sees like an infrared camera
some say he moves like the wind
some say he is a black wizard ninja

and he's just called Dan

TransAm · 01-06-2006, 04:34 PM

^ thats a good one

Portsmouth's Spinnaker Tower can rotate 180 degrees to face the other way

I was told this morning that Sharon was close to death. I was crushed when I found out it was Ariel as opposed to Osbourne.

It's always fun if you can convince large-breasted girls that while men can't touch their shoulders together behind their backs, women can.