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05-16-2005, 10:25 PM
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World without sports
Ok, imagine a world without any kind of sports, and the human being unable to create something like that...so, how would the world be?
-only a fat-slobbering cook would grab his crotch and spit (into your food)
-repressed homosexuality would explode, now thousands of men would no longer have a way to slap their butts, hug without shirts, or shower with other men
- now you would have more chance to date a hot girl and/or cheerleader without quarterbacks and other athletes in your school
- you still would not go to mass on sundays. You would find another activity to keep you busy, like gardening on tv and you'd watch the marathon of "daisy growing", with resumes each hour after the broadcast and later to see "sunday night flowering" on ESPN
- less kids would be into drugs, street gangs, now that their dads would pay more attention to them
- colleges would give you a fully spec laptop now that they would not have to support the football and basket ball teams, neither the stadiums
- athletes would no-longer go out with hollywood stars, models and related bussiness girls and only date a girl ugly as they were
and what more? your ideas? 8)
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05-16-2005, 11:28 PM
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- now you would have more chance to date a hot girl and/or cheerleader without quarterbacks and other athletes in your school
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without sport, there would be no cheerleaders
but we would also not have motorsport, and therefore no need for the supercar, therefore >gasp< no need for JabbasWorld :shock:
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05-17-2005, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
- now you would have more chance to date a hot girl and/or cheerleader without quarterbacks and other athletes in your school
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without sport, there would be no cheerleaders
but we would also not have motorsport, and therefore no need for the supercar, therefore >gasp< no need for JabbasWorld :shock:
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but you could have cheerleaders at a chess game, at political debate forums, and hot-dog eating contests
maybe the super would not exist...and just think about it.. we'd be talking about crap like nissans:shock: , tsurus, chevrolets,....lol
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05-17-2005, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by antonioledesma
Originally Posted by ZfrkS62
- now you would have more chance to date a hot girl and/or cheerleader without quarterbacks and other athletes in your school
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without sport, there would be no cheerleaders
but we would also not have motorsport, and therefore no need for the supercar, therefore >gasp< no need for JabbasWorld :shock:
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but you could have cheerleaders at a chess game, at political debate forums, and hot-dog eating contests
maybe the super would not exist...and just think about it.. we'd be talking about crap like nissans:shock: , tsurus, chevrolets,....lol ![Wink](images/custom_smilies/wink.gif)
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Not really, Cheerleading is a sport, and has alot of physical exertion.
Most women would be fat, too.
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