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Old 01-05-2009, 11:27 AM   #1
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:30 PM   #2
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hehehe this is great
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:58 PM   #3
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"Can I get you another waiter?"

"I didn't say that...."

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Old 01-05-2009, 06:57 PM   #4
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I guess "No replacement for displacement" also works in this sorta things LOL
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:47 PM   #5
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haha that was pretty good
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:58 PM   #6
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ever since I was a teen, women seem to focus on my crotch region, it seems I have big balls for my size... this is especially complicated while in the house and my daughter's little teen friends are around, I would say I catch these 14-16yr olds looking at my crotch at least 5 times in the course of a few minutes...

in before you call chris Hansen, no way I would
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Old 01-07-2009, 04:04 PM   #7
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^^^hahahahahahahahahah.....
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Old 01-07-2009, 04:20 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by 10000rpmlover View Post
ever since I was a teen, women seem to focus on my crotch region, it seems I have big balls for my size... this is especially complicated while in the house and my daughter's little teen friends are around, I would say I catch these 14-16yr olds looking at my crotch at least 5 times in the course of a few minutes...

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You ever thought about not wearing spandex in the house? Some baggy sweat pants would take care of the issue.. that's how I solved the issue.

Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper.
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I don't have that problem
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:53 PM   #10
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Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper.
maybe you shouldn't have bought the midget toilet-seat special edition?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:15 PM   #11
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You ever thought about not wearing spandex in the house? Some baggy sweat pants would take care of the issue.. that's how I solved the issue.

Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper.

hey now, I didn't buy that bowflex 2 yrs ago to wear baggy clothes, I wear tight jeans and swimmer shorts in the house, I cant get enough of my shapely legs, now if the belly would go away I would be perfect
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