Females and big dick
 

:laugh::laugh:

hehehe this is great :mrgreen:

"Can I get you another waiter?"

"I didn't say that...."

hehe

I guess "No replacement for displacement" also works in this sorta things LOL

haha that was pretty good :D

ever since I was a teen, women seem to focus on my crotch region, it seems I have big balls for my size... this is especially complicated while in the house and my daughter's little teen friends are around, I would say I catch these 14-16yr olds looking at my crotch at least 5 times in the course of a few minutes...

in before you call chris Hansen, no way I would

^^^hahahahahahahahahah.....

You ever thought about not wearing spandex in the house? Some baggy sweat pants would take care of the issue.. that's how I solved the issue.

Now I still can't find a reasonable solution to prevent them from dangling in the toilet bowl when I sit down to take a crapper. ;)

I don't have that problem

maybe you shouldn't have bought the midget toilet-seat special edition? ;)

hey now, I didn't buy that bowflex 2 yrs ago to wear baggy clothes, I wear tight jeans and swimmer shorts in the house, I cant get enough of my shapely legs, now if the belly would go away I would be perfect