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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:



> * Wine her,

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> * Dine her,

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> * Call her,

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> * Hug her,

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> * Support her,

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> * Hold her,

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> * Surprise her,

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> * Compliment her,

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> * Smile at her,

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> * Listen to her,

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> * Laugh with her,

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> * Cry with her,

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> * Romance her,

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> * Encourage her,

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> * Believe in her,

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> * Pray with her,

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> * Pray for her,

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> * Cuddle with her,

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> * Shop with her,

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> * Give her jewellery,

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> * Buy her flowers,

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> * Hold her hand,

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> * Write love letters to her,

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> * Go to the end of the Earth & back again for her.

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> HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:



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> Show up naked..Bring food..Don't block the TV...