man joke.........read the whole thing
 

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:



> * Wine her,

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> * Dine her,

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> * Call her,

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> * Hug her,

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> * Support her,

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> * Hold her,

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> * Surprise her,

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> * Compliment her,

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> * Smile at her,

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> * Listen to her,

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> * Laugh with her,

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> * Cry with her,

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> * Romance her,

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> * Encourage her,

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> * Believe in her,

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> * Pray with her,

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> * Pray for her,

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> * Cuddle with her,

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> * Shop with her,

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> * Give her jewellery,

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> * Buy her flowers,

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> * Hold her hand,

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> * Write love letters to her,

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> * Go to the end of the Earth & back again for her.

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> HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:



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> Show up naked..Bring food..Don't block the TV...

LOL, and its so true!

hahah au forgot to add at the end of all that how 2 impress a chick shit

* no matter what u do, they are still going to be fucking whores and fuck u over

Beav: That is so true, or if you do all that stuff, it is still not enugh and they want more, well my friend, that is why you leave her for her best friend or younger sister.