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Old 10-01-2004, 09:13 PM   #1
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Old 10-01-2004, 09:16 PM   #2
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repost!

still funny though
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Old 10-01-2004, 09:17 PM   #3
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Sorry. I just found this on the other post i'm on, I apolligise.
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Old 10-01-2004, 10:00 PM   #4
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New to me, and very funny.
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Old 10-01-2004, 11:14 PM   #5
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New to me, and very funny.
me too, always good to have the odd repost for those of us who never caught it the first time
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Old 10-02-2004, 12:50 AM   #6
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Cadillac
Instead of:
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

It should read:
- Anyone know where I can get spinners for my 26"s? Sh*T, forgot to pick up bullets for my .45

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Instead of:
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

It should read:
- How come I still can't get 10 under par? Should I check my owners manual?
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Old 10-02-2004, 01:30 AM   #7
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Old 10-02-2004, 02:01 AM   #8
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http://motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16953

well I found the more recent one
not to burst your bubble or anything.
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Old 10-02-2004, 02:22 AM   #9
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-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

lol 8)
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Old 10-02-2004, 02:55 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by kenezzite
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- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.
I have first hand experience on this one....
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Old 10-02-2004, 02:57 AM   #11
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^ hope u are not 1 of the 24
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Old 10-02-2004, 09:24 AM   #12
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Nice, pretty funny
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Old 10-02-2004, 10:11 AM   #13
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hahhaah nice, i thought it was funny as - thanks for posting!
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Old 10-02-2004, 10:19 AM   #14
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Indeed very funny, cheers for posting. haven't rolled mine...... yet
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