Car owners excuses ***Funny***
 

Mercedes Forum
- My wife and her ****** lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic Forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo Forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug Forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini Forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata Forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe Forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero Forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series Forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac Forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean Forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Honda Accord Forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari Forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and
out fast.

Porsche Forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn Forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar Forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini Forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan Forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.

Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX Forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy Pickup Forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty ?"

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full. stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 Forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

repost!

still funny though

Sorry. I just found this on the other post i'm on, I apolligise.

New to me, and very funny.

me too, always good to have the odd repost for those of us who never caught it the first time :wink:

Cadillac
Instead of:
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

It should read:
- Anyone know where I can get spinners for my 26"s? Sh*T, forgot to pick up bullets for my .45

Buick
Instead of:
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

It should read:
- How come I still can't get 10 under par? Should I check my owners manual?

:D :D :D

http://motorworld.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16953

well I found the more recent one
not to burst your bubble or anything.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

lol 8)

Re: Car owners excuses ***Funny***
 

I have first hand experience on this one....

^ hope u are not 1 of the 24

Nice, :lol: pretty funny

hahhaah nice, i thought it was funny as - thanks for posting!

Indeed very funny, cheers for posting. haven't rolled mine...... yet :wink:

Awesome!