Make fun of car names etc. HERE!!
 

Ok here are a few to start it off. I will even use my own car…

V - Very
T - Tiny
E - Engine
C - Components


I- Itsa
V- Very
T- Teenage
E- Envied
C- Car

:lol:

Subaru = U R A Bus backwards..

Ok, there must be MANY more!

Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead

Fiat - Fix It Again Tony

GM - Gigantic Mess of a car

BMW - Break My Wallet

HSV- Heaps Shit Vehicle
FORD- Fucked On Race Day

Ford - Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Pontiac - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities

datsun

datsunuglycar

Daewoo

D ... um they just really suck

Chevy - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere

FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly

SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually.

FERRARI

Food Eaten Round Roads And Red Ink

BEAT THAT BUSTERS !!!!!!!!

ACURA -Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

AUDI -Always Underwhelming Driving Impressions

BMW -Bring More Wrenches

BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHRYSLER -Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE -Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FIAT -Fix It All the Time

FORD
FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data

MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage

MOPAR- Moments Of Power Are Rare


Chevrolet-Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Toyota-Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

LOTUS Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

PONTIAC= Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
more to come if i can find the txt file

Merc Benz - Most electronic ruled car Buyers engage nothing ZZZZZzzzzzz

BMW- Black Man's Wish
FORD- Factory Ordered Ready to Drag
BUICK- Big Ugly Ice Cold Klunker
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Or Lifter Ever Tap
Cracked Head Engine Valves Rattle Oil Low Engine Totalled
MOPAR- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
GMC- Gotta Mechanic Comin'
GM- General Mistake

BMW- BUY MORE WEED

FORD - Flipped over rebuilt dodge!
BMW - big money waste
being a mopar fan, this one hurts.... SRT4 - shitty race times
SVT - seems vaguely terrible
GMC - Generic Mopar Copies

GM - Gay Mobile
BUICK - Butt Ugly Idiotic Crappy Killer
Kia - Kill In Action ( a military term)

that's all i got i really stink at this stuff

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Around

so frickin hard with the Z

Brings
Me
Women

Another
Crummy,
Useless,
Rotten
Automobile

Crazy
And
Demented
Idiots
Like
Large
American
Cars

Frequent
Opinion:
Really
Disappointed

Piece
Of
Rubbish,
Saps
Continually
High
Expense

Too
Often
Yankees
Overprice
This
Auto
:lol:

I've got two more:

Cheap
Heaps
Erratically
Vibrate
Running
On
Level
Even
Terrain

Failed
In
A
Tunnel

:grab:

ford - fucked over rancid disaster
ford- fuckin old retarded designer

other than that, ive seen all of my other ones that i say

I really like this one: 8)

Beautiful
Masterpieces on
Wheels

lol in dutch i know lots of em, in english i know none.
4 the dutch ppl: Skoda: Samen Knutselen Onder De Auto
(trying to fix the car together)

Norwegian:
Laget
Av
Diverse
Avfall
(made by various garabge)