3 jokes

[possessed_beaver]

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"

She did this every day faithfully, and after several months, it worked. She grew great boobies! One morning, she was running late. She was on the bus, when she realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point, she loved her new boobies and didn't want to lose them, she got up right in the middle of the bus and said "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith, by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do! How did you know?" "Hickory dickory dock..."




Two Men are driving down the interstate when one notices a sign that says "College of Logic 5 miles." Neither one knows what it means and are both curious. The two men take the exit to the college and the driver goes in to investigate. He quickly finds a professor to explain...

The driver asks "What does 'College of Logic' mean?" Professor replies "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a Lawn mower?" Driver: "Yes, I do." Prof: "Well, then I can logically assume that you have a yard."

Driver says "Yep, I have a very big yard." Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a house." Driver: "I have a very big house." Prof: "Then I can logically assume that you have a family." Driver: "I have a wife and two kids."

Prof says "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual." Driver: "Yes Sir, straight as a board, always have been. I think I understand what this school is all about, thank you for your time."

Then the driver heads back out to the car to continue on his way. When he gets back to the car, the passenger asks about the school...

His mate questions "So, what's it all about?" The driver says "Well, I can best answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a Lawn mower?" Passenger says "No." "Then you're a fag!"





Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: "Mummy what's that?" Somewhat flustered she quickly replies: "Well dear that is my sponge."

Content with her answer off he goes... Later he runs into the living room and asks "Mummy may I play with your sponge?" again his mother is flustered and quickly states "Why, no you may not, I lost it." This pacifies him for the moment and back out to play he goes.

Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling "Mummy I found the sponge, I found the sponge." Confused the mother asks "You did and where did you find it?" Johnny proudly stated "The maids got it and she is washing Daddy's face with it."

[SFDMALEX]

LOL Mate. That last one cracked the SHIT out of me. LOL. I cant stop laughing.

[geekdiggy]

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!!! i'm writing that sponge one down :mrgreen:

[robruf]

How great is that sponge joke, I loved it.

[stracing]

Little Johhny jokes are great. They are alwasy funny.

[aliendude012]

I didn't like the first one so much...

[Anonymous]

the last one is funny

I dont tell jokes good but here it goes


One day a dad is giving his son a show (together) the little boy says "daddy what is this called" (dick) the dad looks at him and says "well son thats your truck" the little boy replies whats that, that you have" the dad tells him "Son that a deseil truck" the boy say what does mommy have. the dad says "mommy has a garage".
Later that day the dad comes in to his room were is wife is sleeping and he see's his son on top of his wife fucking her. he yells "SON what are you doing?" the little boy replies "Parking my Truck"

[SPEEDKILLAR]

Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling "Mummy I found the sponge, I found the sponge." Confused the mother asks "You did and where did you find it?" Johnny proudly stated "The maids got it and she is washing Daddy's face with it."


The first two suck, but damn that last one was funny :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks

[Anonymous]

A woman goes to the doctor's office.

"Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on."

"Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked.

"Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up,
proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear she
sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to
reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs.

"They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about
them."

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are
you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked.

Embarrassed and slightly non-plussed at this question coming
from a man with his head between her thighs she replied, "Well,
yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her
earrings aren't real gold."

[SPEEDKILLAR]

A woman goes to the doctor's office.

"Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on."

"Could you describe the symptoms to me?" he asked.

"Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up,
proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear she
sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to
reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs.

"They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about
them."

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are
you a lesbian, by any chance?" he asked.

Embarrassed and slightly non-plussed at this question coming
from a man with his head between her thighs she replied, "Well,
yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her
earrings aren't real gold."

Your first joke sucked, but this is much better :wink:

[Anonymous]

y did my first joke suck because i told it bad huh.

I didnt right the second joke my friend sara did

If some thinks the first joke was funny but just needs to be told better.

please reright and repost
THANKS

[Junk2006]

the last one is funny

I dont tell jokes good but here it goes
You are right you don't tell good jokes

[Anonymous]

Junk2006

Your starting to piss me off this is the second forum that you talking shit on me @


YOUR A FAGOT TERRORIST 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X I'LL crash a airplane into you

LIKE I Crashed my DICK INTO your MOM's Smelly ASS.

DAMN you people smell take showers.

P.S. Tell your MOM TO call me LAter :fist:

[Junk2006]

I saw your girlfriend and I don't believe that she would consider a flamer like you
for the following reasons:
You are a racist
You have porn addiction problem (this is shown by your many posts in the babes section)
Your are an asshole
You have no sense of geographical locations (Pakistan is not the same as Palestine nor does it have the same cultural beliefs)

YOU ARE CLEARLY A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WHO FOUND SOME PICS OF ANOTHER GUYS GF

btw get a life not a 20 year olds

[TT]

*sorry guys for this, but since he doesn't seem aware about my PMs* check your PM shady view

[Anonymous]

look JUNK

IM not a racist. I hate all races evenly :lol:

and if you saw the pics of my girlfriend then good. go jack off. If you say a have a porn addiction. your right her and i make movies (for personal satifaction of course) all the time

go to the post and readI got a camcorder not ditital but those tapes are for personal viewing. what a little taste?

for a small fee of let say 20US dollars and you pay shipping i'll send you a 2 hr. tape. i includes to diffrent times friday and later that day.

she knows im an asshole. Just to everybody except her and a few other people.

when i first meet her she told me FUCK OFF JERK

ANd I'm 22 bitch not 20

http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/MapCenter/MapImg.aspx?
I hope that map worked
& i dont know where your stupid country is 90% of middle eastern people HAte the U.S. and support terroist in some way
youre just brain washed
you should wash that towel on you head or blanket what ever you call it

I BOY george is in the army (he drives a tank) he said he ran one of you towel head cousins over. smashed his ass real good

[Junk2006]

For the last time I arab culture doesn't include turbans

in some way youre just brain washed
I am brainwashed thats a laugh. You must be kidding me, the U.S teaches their kids to be patriotic for their country from such a young age its unbelievable

I know what the U.S teaches it teaches whatever the U.S. is doing is right, if thats not getting brainwashed than what is?

How am I getting brainwashed tell me that. By seeing my people die everyday, by watching the U.S shaking their finger at me. How How Tell me.

You obviously don't know anything about politics or english I BOY george is in the army you also mispelled digitial
Talk to me when your atleast 20 you 13 year old flamer
btw get an actual GF

[Anonymous]

You want to have a intelligent conversation?
or just talk shit?

I was told to keep my comments free of racist comments

we can discuss what ever you want.

You dislike americans because we go over there and kill you people. Correct?
The americans don't like middle eastern people because of 9-11

As far as things about my girlfriend believe what ever you want because I'm leaving work in 10 mins. and go to her house. so believe what ever you want.

misspelling words I try to type faster than i can and i F up

[Junk2006]

Americans were after arabs way before 9-11
ban this shithead

[Anonymous]

since the first time they bombed the World Trade Centers.

remember who helped them by giving weapons and supplies to fight the russians.

you are telling me about the racist comments

grow a spine you dirty piece of white trash

[Anonymous]

i'm not even white

[Anonymous]

If u still have things to say just *PM me i;m going home to my girlfriend
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[jkofinas]

Here's a quick one I heard today...
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?


He heard the snowblower coming

[Junk2006]

The gulf war was a time the americans were after the arabs before 9-11

btw you are a 13yr old stop pretending you have a girlfriend

[BADMIHAI]

Junk2006

Your starting to piss me off this is the second forum that you talking shit on me @


YOUR A FAGOT TERRORIST 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X 0X I'LL crash a airplane into you

LIKE I Crashed my DICK INTO your MOM's Smelly ASS.

DAMN you people smell take showers.

P.S. Tell your MOM TO call me LAter :fist:


You'll crash an airplaine into him, yet he's the terrorist. Maybe you should look up the word "terrorist" in the dictionary.
I'm sorry, man, but I can't believe you're actually more than 10. (1)Either that, or all those drugs fried your brain. Racism (just like violence) is the defence of the weak and ignorant. It's funny: you are racist, when you're obviously not even American. See point (1) again. I also tend to disagree that Arabs smell. In the Arab countries I've visited, people had a pretty good hygene. I bet you they shower more often than you.

I think you should send a P.M. to geekdiggy and ask him to help you develop more elaborate insults. Either that, or you should stop insulting people in this fashion, because I'm sure it will get you banned.

[BADMIHAI]

The gulf war was a time the americans were after the arabs before 9-11



I don't think Americans are "after Arabs"....not after all of them anyway. But since most of us (Westerners) think Arabs are after us, and viceversa, I can see a major war taking place pretty damn soon. This sucks! Can't we all just get along? *Waintin for RC to come in and call me a "Eurotrash terrorist lover". :wink: