birds...

[ldin]

1) i am fucking hungover
2) i want to enjoy my pot of coffee
3) THERE ARE FUCKING BIRDS OUTSIDE IN FUCKING 20DEGREE WEATHER, WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. THEY WILL NOT STOP PLEASE HELP

the fucking noises they make are so ear piercing, i want michael madsen to cut my ears off while listening to stuck in the middle with you, mother of fucking god make it stop.....please just make it stop......



http://www.fmft.net/archives/46brace/49TC0005.jpg

that really makes me fucking happy



yes i am sane, your insane...

[saadie]

i donno wether to cry or laugh

[TopGearNL]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8213/aht0pe.jpg

[deuces]

^ hahahahahahhaaha oh lawrence

[ldin]

oh i feel better...does anybody need bird meat? it taste pretty damn good....

[gucom]

yeah sure why not... so what've u done to them? :P

[Mattk]

OK... Did you roundhouse kick them?

[Mattk]

^Oh dear... :shock:

[TopGearNL]

yeah sure why not... so what've u done to them? :P

Anal penetration - to every single one of them........

:mrgreen: :P

I hope he brought the lubricant, poor burdies :shock:

[Mattk]

It was probably due to lack of lubricant. They died of internal bleeding.

[TopGearNL]

Lubricant?

They're ALL dead now!!

So that they didn't suffer.. :wink:

It was probably due to lack of lubricant. They died of internal bleeding.

Apparently they did suffer :shock: :lol:

[Mattk]

Yeah, poor birds. Imagine being perched on your branch, and then suddenly getting done up the ass by a crazed dani! Shocking! Unimaginable! Unthinkable!

[TopGearNL]

Yeah, poor birds. Imagine being perched on your branch, and then suddenly getting done up the ass by a crazed dani! Shocking! Unimaginable! Unthinkable!

:shock:

Im trying all sorts of stuff now trying to get that image outta my head :lol:

[Mattk]

And look at the way he lined them all up! Sickening!

[TopGearNL]

And look at the way he lined them all up! Sickening!

Stop it :x
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:lol:

[Mattk]

OK. I will stop. It has been established, already, that Dani is a very disturbed man. :lol:

[ldin]

wait, so i am not the sicko? sweeeeeeet

[Mattk]

Not necessarily; there can be more than one. But in this instance, yes, you are correct. :wink:

[TopGearNL]

Not necessarily; there can be more than one. But in this instance, yes, you are correct. :wink:

And I 2nd that Idin! :wink:

[Mattk]

What was his name again? Idin or Ldin?

[TopGearNL]

Idin I think..

He never won BTW :wink:

[Mattk]

Yeah. But I'm sure he was Ldin, you know, the L being short for LOSER.

[TopGearNL]

Yeah. But I'm sure he was Ldin, you know, the L being short for LOSER.

I thought it was I for Idiot? :wink:

[Mattk]

Argh! Now you've confused me! :? :lol:

[ldin]

its Ldin, my god givin fucking name. hoes.

[Stoopie]

no you still remain sick. go back to bed ldin!

[Mattk]

What? God gave you this name? Are you Jesus?

[saadie]

you mean your "mommy and daddy" given name :lol:

[gucom]

LOL at this :lol: Ldin for Licking dicks in Nebraska...

[Mattk]

^ :lol: How long did it take for you to figure that one out?

[gigdy]

Birds are pretty

[saadie]

aahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

[gucom]

^ :lol: How long did it take for you to figure that one out?
lol i think about 12 seconds :lol: does it show? :P :oops:

[saadie]

youre slow ... :roll:

[gucom]

lol i know, after i posted it i realised it was probably no more than 7... but either way, i've been awake for 22 hours now, i'm allowed to have a bad sense of humour 8) sucky thing is, it'll probably be another 18 or so till i get to go to bed :( and i had planned to take better care of myself in 2007...

[Mattk]

What's with this sleep-deprivation? I quite like sleeping. I once went to bed at 2:30am, only to wake up before 6am to the sounds of the World Cup Final on television, because the French guy I was rooming with at that time (we were in New Zealand) was watching it. As interesting as it would have been, I didn't care and went back to bed.