Someone is really pissed at Mormon door knocking

[StanAE86]

I don't think I even have had the pleasure...but I've been approached by Jehovah's Witnesses trying to convert me.

http://www.break.com/index/door_to_door_atheists_bother_mormons.html

[gucom]

LOL thats pretty darn funny :lol:

[RC45]

We had our first visit about 2 weeks ago... it was 8:15am on Saturday morning.. we had stayed up till 6:30am catching up on "Lost" and watched an entire season right through the night... so was not well rested, groomed or in a decent smiling mood ;)

I woke up on the couch to the door bell ringing thinking "My God... the only people who would dare visit us on a Saturday morning would be someone serving a summons or an evangelist - when I saw who it was - 2 suite-clad gents Bible in hand I figured they didn't have a court order and opened the door with my one hand buried in my shorts scratching my arse, and the other re-arranging the boys up front.. I may have even picked my nose - after a suitable pause I offered my hand in a handshake...

You know they just turned around and left.. :P

[Caplax40]

I live in what's probably the second most LDS state in the country and those guys drive me nuts. Not only do we have a heavy Mormon population but we also have the missionaries. Last visit I got I was underneath the Supra changing the oil. I heard a sound and looked over and saw four dress shoe clad feet. Pretty ballsy of them to just enter my open garage without permission. I pretended that no one was there but obviously they knew I was there. One of them offered to help me and the other confessed he didn't know about cars. I tried being polite but they started asking all these questions about what church I went to and if God was involved in my life....yadda yadda....at this point I held up my wrench and informed them it was time to leave.

[RC45]

^^ I wonder if the suites are meant to intimidate? You know - the "radical" fringe :P

[TeflonTron]

I used to get bothered by Jehovah's Witnesses all of the time back in London. I was always polite and declined their speaches, an 9/10 they would wish me a good day and leave.

In regards to this video: God, his voice was annoying!

[TopGearNL]

LOL thats pretty funny, get back at them like that :lol:

[TopGearNL]

/\/\ LOL

[Erez]

that vid was excellent! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Caplax40]

^^ I wonder if the suites are meant to intimidate? You know - the "radical" fringe :P

Man, don't even get me started. The weirdest thing is the underwear. I've never heard of a religion having its own specific underwear for its members to use.


And yeah, the whole Jesus getting ressurected in North America thing is a bit odd as well. It was a nice gesture, however.

[ferrarif1fan89]

they have their own underware? you've GOT to be joking! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dutchmasterflex]

I dont think New York has Mormons ;)

and that dude in the video is damn annoying.

[spanky]

I get more annoying people trying to sell me different electricity and phone and water at my door than anything else these days.

I just say no thanks. Only takes 10 seconds... Easy really.

[Caplax40]

they have their own underware? you've GOT to be joking! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nope. Dead serious.

Religion. Serious fucking business.

[RC45]

they have their own underware? you've GOT to be joking! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nope. Dead serious.

Religion. Serious fucking business.

Are these them?

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4542/garmentby3.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garmentby3.jpg)

[Erez]

^ :lol: what did you do? googled "mormon undies" :lol:

[Mattk]

Haha! Nice vid!

I once once approached by a Mormon called "Elder Chelius" who said something about finding my soul through prayer and discovering what happens after we die. I said I wasn't interested in that sort of stuff but he gave me a card and a number which I could call up to get a free Jesus DVD.