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jon_s
10-13-2005, 09:35 AM
Extract from the London Evening Standard......

A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for
12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North London.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, Was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw."

Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of Finchley Road, Highgate, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."



LMFAO, :lol: the dog pulled my trousers down indeed! I bet while in jail his trousers will get pulled down by another type of animal....namely the inmates lol

coombsie66
10-13-2005, 09:38 AM
HAHAHAHAAHAH, fucking clever dog to be able to undo trouser buckles hey!
How did he ever think that was gunna stand up in court, lol.

jon_s
10-13-2005, 09:39 AM
I bet he was drunk in court too lol

dingo
10-13-2005, 09:40 AM
ewww.....

Now I am not experienced in human/dog (sexual) relationships, but even if you got down on all fours with your pants off are you sure the dog would actually come up behind you and start $#^$#^$&#&$#& you? :?

jon_s
10-13-2005, 09:42 AM
I dunno, how about you do a little 'field exercise' for us, and report back hahahaha :?

dingo
10-13-2005, 09:49 AM
I dunno, how about you do a little 'field exercise' for us, and report back hahahaha :?

already on to it....... :P

jon_s
10-13-2005, 09:53 AM
hehehe :lol:

dingo
10-13-2005, 09:56 AM
ITS TRUE......I can't sit down anymore know though, might have to lay down for awhile (and make sure the dog is out of sight). :P

jon_s
10-13-2005, 10:02 AM
HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)

gis
10-13-2005, 10:07 AM
LOL ah the wonders of alchohol,bet he said he thought it was a hot lookin women aswell.i bet that was a weird sight for the couple that found him.

i think i would have stopped and laughed before i decided to help him :lol:

dingo
10-13-2005, 10:08 AM
HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)

a tube of lubricant would probably be more useful, but thanks for the thought. :P

ZfrkS62
10-13-2005, 10:47 AM
HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)

a tube of lubricant would probably be more useful, but thanks for the thought. :P

i nearly choked on my doughnut reading this :lol: I think Dingo needs his custom title changed again :lol:

RC45
10-13-2005, 10:50 AM
Well - looks like "Bugger me with a splintered fence post" just got replaced by "Bugger me with a Staffordshire terrier, called Badger".. as tyhe ultimate expression of surprise... ;)

philip827
10-13-2005, 10:54 AM
nasty

dingo
10-13-2005, 10:58 AM
HAHA, all in the neame of JW....you deserve a medal for that one 8)

a tube of lubricant would probably be more useful, but thanks for the thought. :P

i nearly choked on my doughnut reading this :lol: I think Dingo needs his custom title changed again :lol:

then I will have to donate so I can change it again. :wink:

yg60m
10-13-2005, 11:26 AM
Poor dog ... :P It's crual to separate lovers :lol:

gis
10-13-2005, 12:20 PM
Poor dog ... :P It's crual to separate lovers :lol:

Gives a new meaning to doing it doggy style dont it

Chaos in 1983!
10-13-2005, 02:34 PM
damn that's just wrong...so wrong...

bmagni
10-13-2005, 02:54 PM
sick, maybe the dog threatened him with a gun

dutchmasterflex
10-13-2005, 03:00 PM
man.. that dog has got serious problems.. raping people in public areas like that...

gucom
10-13-2005, 03:14 PM
LMFAO :lol: thats jsut about the craziest story i ever heard...u guys sure its true? and dingo u da man, thank you for this scientific research...i feel a nobel prize in animal psychology coming :wink:

stradale
10-13-2005, 05:56 PM
LMAO!!! This is both disturbing and hilarious.

Dingo, how did it compare to a kangaroo? :wink: :P

dingo
10-13-2005, 07:01 PM
Dingo, how did it compare to a kangaroo? :wink: :P

BIGGER......which meant more painful. :shock:

I mean kangaroos are better lovers, the dog just pounds away with no emotion. :?

gucom
10-13-2005, 07:20 PM
aw thats too bad, we've got plenty of dogs over here, but rather few kangaroos :( id love to feel the sweet tender movements of a kangaroo penis in my anus :mrgreen: aw man im gonna get drunk and forget i ever said this :P

dingo
10-13-2005, 07:22 PM
...id love to feel the sweet tender movements of a kangaroo penis in my anus :mrgreen: ...

your sick! :P

gucom
10-13-2005, 07:59 PM
i know 8)

Pokiou
10-14-2005, 05:53 AM
i guess thats why people make there dogs walk in front of them ??? lol

Pok

Erez
10-14-2005, 06:03 AM
man.. that dog has got serious problems.. raping people in public areas like that...
yeah.. the least he could do was to take him to his doghouse..

jon_s
10-14-2005, 06:51 AM
id love to feel the sweet tender movements of a kangaroo penis in my anus :mrgreen: aw man im gonna get drunk and forget i ever said this :P

:shocked!:

HAHAHAHAA :lol:

jon_s
10-14-2005, 07:12 AM
Yeah...one which he cannot change by donating hahaha

stradale
10-15-2005, 07:59 AM
^^^^^^^ LOL!! That would be a good idea.

Funny how a sick remark from gucom can draw attention away from another sick (but funny) comment from Dingo...


I mean kangaroos are better lovers, the dog just pounds away with no emotion. :?

dingo
10-15-2005, 08:04 AM
Funny how a sick remark from gucom can draw attention away from another sick (but funny) comment from Dingo...



shhh......that was the intention. :wink:

stradale
10-15-2005, 08:16 AM
LOL You paid gucom to say something silly? Or did you promise him some other favour, such as shipping a kangaroo over for him? :wink: