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JaguarEtype
09-03-2005, 05:47 AM
I heard this one from my dad, apparently its pretty old (i personally never heard it before), goes along the same lines as the differences between a porsche and a porcupine (pricks are on the inside of a porsche).
Why is a Nissan Skyline called a clitoris car?
because every cunt's got one.
adamk24
09-04-2005, 02:32 PM
Thats basically a variation on the more popular...
"Imports are like tampons, every pussy needs one." joke.
PlasticCupPolitics
09-04-2005, 07:24 PM
i dont know too many people with skylines, so i would disagree with that statement. They are pretty rare around here.
vectra-gts
09-11-2005, 03:00 AM
Its pretty common where I live. I cant say they're everywhere but R33s quite common but 95% of them are GT-Ss, not GT-Rs.
corpse_grinder0
09-11-2005, 03:18 AM
Thats basically a variation on the more popular...
"Imports are like tampons, every pussy needs one." joke.
ive never heard that one, and thats hilariously funny.
PlasticCupPolitics
09-11-2005, 07:56 AM
yeah, and on another note, a skyline isnt a pussy car like a civic, race a gtr and see what happens to you. HOndas are for fags.
BADMIHAI
09-13-2005, 09:02 AM
yeah, and on another note, a skyline isnt a pussy car like a civic, race a gtr and see what happens to you. HOndas are for fags.
How old are you?
funny.. but i disagree.. i like skylines.. (R33 is my fav :wink: )
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