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Old 04-12-2007, 10:30 PM   #1
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Default Going to a party

Dudes, i've brnn heating up sice 21h here at my home got a college party to go 00h there wil be lots of ladies an i'm happy.

That's it.

Duscuss.

PS.;You know i love you all.
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:43 AM   #2
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already got laid ?
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:57 AM   #3
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Fantastic news. Take pictures.
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:04 PM   #4
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^^with your wife i hope? (dont mean to be prodding or getting personal, although when ur about to post that u had sex maybe its not such a problem )
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Old 04-13-2007, 06:11 PM   #5
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Don't forget condoms and your camera, and most of all don't forget us!

Have fun!
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Old 04-13-2007, 07:34 PM   #6
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The place was a club so no sex but I did get 2 ladies, though it was just kissing. Sorry to disapoint you guys
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Old 04-14-2007, 07:26 AM   #7
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Pictures!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
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Old 04-14-2007, 02:34 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Pictures!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
I had no sex mate !
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Old 04-14-2007, 09:56 PM   #9
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What about other stuff? Clothed girls are still OK.
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Old 04-15-2007, 09:03 AM   #10
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as long as they are teh sexy it's col with us
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Old 04-15-2007, 06:41 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Mattk
What about other stuff? Clothed girls are still OK.
Yeah, spill some water on them so their top gets all wet and sticky so that you can see their ....
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Old 04-15-2007, 07:15 PM   #12
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LOL guys I'll remember that next time TGNL
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Old 04-15-2007, 07:18 PM   #13
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^^ Trick works every time
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Old 04-15-2007, 08:49 PM   #14
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I went to a club the other week where they were filming Girls Gone Wild There were deff girls, and they were deff going wild.
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Old 04-15-2007, 11:44 PM   #15
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I went to a club the other week where they were filming Girls Gone Wild
Did you film as well?
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