Cars, Male or Female?

[wattawog]

Im going to go watch that movie Gone in 60 Seconds RULES!!!
I guess watching the movie **will** determine if cars are male or female

[ZfrkS62]

Originally Posted by OVERLORD_CHRIS It is a manual, then its a male if it's a auto its a female.

then wtf is the E46M3 SMG? or the Ferrari Enzo, or Lambo Murci..or any other F1 type gearbox? are they unics or trannys?

[crayzayjay]

Hermaphrodites

[OVERLORD_CHRIS]

SMG cars=She-males

[ZfrkS62]

Originally Posted by OVERLORD_CHRIS SMG cars=She-males

Watch what you say about the Enzo

[DeMoN]

Today I went to put some gas to my baby, and I remembered this thread.

For the one saying that gearboxes meant male...

wat about the tank? The hose looks like penis form lol so yeah it has a femenin part!

[numerouno]

American hot rods are defo males and some are very hairy chested ones in fact!
Almost all European passenger cars are broads, even the most exotic ones (even the likes of Ferrari and Lambo would be very sexy supermodels) The Merc SLR would be a trans perhaps
All the asian cars and even their most agressive ones are chicks IMO

Now an interesting question comes to my mind: What car part best represents the genitals? That may help us with our little categorization problem

[wattawog]

Originally Posted by DeMoN Today I went to put some gas to my baby, and I remembered this thread. For the one saying that gearboxes meant male... wat about the tank? The hose looks like penis form lol so yeah it has a femenin part!

Thats precisely what I meant. When I mentioned that the only thing male is the fuel pumps. I must have explained it really poorly. Glad some one has corrected me oh! and then the topic with the gf moved over to the gearbox. Thats when I lost the plot and couldn't think straight hehe.
Thanks chief hehehe

Numorouno: Correct me if I am wrong, but I think we have established one part so far. Fuel tank (hole) LoL = hrm hrm

[OVERLORD_CHRIS]

Originally Posted by ZfrkS62 Watch what you say about the Enzo

Well that car fell down the ugly tree and hit every damn branch on the way down.

Well since Austin Martins are sexy cars, that would make them sexy females.
Lutus are like Sporty Spice, cute and athlatic.

Lamborghini's are like that sexy x-wife that cheated on you.

Bentlys are that rich guy from down the street.

M3's are the young teenage males that always try and race every body.

M5 is the older slighter more mature bigger brother of the M3 from college

Ford GT40 is that old guy that sits at the bar by him self drinking wisky, that no body wants to fuck with.

Mercedes benz lives next to that bently guy, but his daughter the SL500, keeps sneaking out to go play with the M3 boys.

The Enzo is that realy rich guy that has a stick lodged up his ass!

[crayzayjay]

^ i like it



and what about the 911? (make it good :fadein:

[OVERLORD_CHRIS]

Porsche 911 GT2 would be That not so rich, but higher the middel class guy with active life style, and his hot &sexy wife the Porsch 911 GT3 is just there to tees you of what you can't have.

Porsche Carrera GT is the Rich cousin with Cayenne Turbo as his wife and Boxter for there spoiled ass child.

Saleen S7 (male) quike to get into fights, and usaly hangs out with his good buddy the Pagani Zonda, and they are usaly up to no good and they try to get the Koenigsegg come hang out too but he keeps trying to hang out with the other guys that pick on him...

McLaren F1 and the TVR Speed 12 usaly stick to gether and play tricks on the yong Koenigsegg, sice he keeps trying to prove to him that he can hang with the best of them.