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Old 01-18-2007, 01:04 PM   #61
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You really like him don't you :shock:
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:42 PM   #62
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David is hung. We compared sizes and he was half an inch longer.
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:54 PM   #63
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WTF is this thread?
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:56 PM   #64
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David is hung, but I don't know why he has to whip it out all the time It's kinda miss shaped... it reminds me of a toad... a well hung toad.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:16 PM   #65
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I am hung and in I swung...
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:21 PM   #66
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
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You really like him don't you :shock:
Hahah lol Yes.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:34 PM   #67
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Now that's a spamwhore!
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:35 PM   #68
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Out of nowhere is right...

You got that damn straight.

KiTT, I'll handle this one on my own, well it will be just me and Pam Anderson
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:37 PM   #69
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
David is hung, but I don't know why he has to whip it out all the time It's kinda miss shaped... it reminds me of a toad... a well hung toad.
Miss shaped? You said it was "chiseleld" - not unlike your chin.
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:43 PM   #70
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Wow. This is really disturbing with Paul Walker, Chuck Norris, and David Hasselof discussing their dicks. It's even more disturbing that they've all seen each others!
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Old 01-18-2007, 07:32 PM   #71
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Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:11 PM   #72
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Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
No I didn't - would you like an autographed 8x9 photo of me flexing on the beach?
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:20 PM   #73
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
LMAO!!!!!!

I think Paul, Chuck, and David are all the same person, or at least they are friends that know each other.
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:02 PM   #74
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Originally Posted by ViperASR
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Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
LMAO!!!!!!

I think Paul, Chuck, and David are all the same person, or at least they are friends that know each other.
Would you like the prize for getting that wrong? How about a swift roundhouse kick to the scrot? That sounds like a good prize for first loser. I've been myself for far longer then you were alive kicking ass all the while!

But, even you can become as chissled as I if you buy the Total Gym, it is affordable.
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Old 01-18-2007, 09:09 PM   #75
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Originally Posted by ViperASR
Originally Posted by Mattk
Hey, David Hasselhoff spelt his name wrong!
LMAO!!!!!!

I think Paul, Chuck, and David are all the same person, or at least they are friends that know each other.
Would you like the prize for getting that wrong? How about a swift roundhouse kick to the scrot? That sounds like a good prize for first loser. I've been myself for far longer then you were alive kicking ass all the while!

But, even you can become as chissled as I if you buy the Total Gym, it is affordable.
We'll know if all of them are three different people IF all of them come online at the same time. & continues to do so. Because once is never enough for proofs.
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