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Old 01-23-2007, 07:45 PM   #76
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but I'd never buy a glass of wine for myself.
That I agree on!

Stoopie you honour Heineken? LMAO!
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:48 PM   #77
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First David Hasselhoff and now Heineken...where will it end?
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:49 PM   #78
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Well, I have to chauffeur a client next thursday, I don't know what car he drives.. Maybe I'll be honouring him if it's a 350+bhp car

*edit: Well actually I prefer Amstel
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:51 PM   #79
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Apparently Heineken uses slave labour to make its bottles. Even if it is true (which I doubt), I'll still drink it. Heineken is not cheap though.
I bet it isn't cheap in Australia, import beer Over here it is actually, I'll send you a few bottles in a bit
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:52 PM   #80
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, I have to chauffeur a client next thursday, I don't know what car he drives.. Maybe I'll be honouring him if it's a 350+bhp car

*edit: Well actually I prefer Amstel
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I like Hertog Jan, but I adore Carlsberg
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:52 PM   #81
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Yes, imported beer is so expensive here. Fortunately, we have our own beer.
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:54 PM   #82
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, I have to chauffeur a client next thursday, I don't know what car he drives.. Maybe I'll be honouring him if it's a 350+bhp car

*edit: Well actually I prefer Amstel
Asskisser

I like Hertog Jan, but I adore Carlsberg
Asskisser? LOL I bet you'd like the person too if he offered you to drive his 350+bhp car and paid you for it!
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:55 PM   #83
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Yes, imported beer is so expensive here. Fortunately, we have our own beer.
Fosters?
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:55 PM   #84
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Originally Posted by Mattk
Yes, imported beer is so expensive here. Fortunately, we have our own beer.
Kangaroo urine?
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:59 PM   #85
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, I have to chauffeur a client next thursday, I don't know what car he drives.. Maybe I'll be honouring him if it's a 350+bhp car

*edit: Well actually I prefer Amstel
Asskisser

I like Hertog Jan, but I adore Carlsberg
Asskisser? LOL I bet you'd like the person too if he offered you to drive his 350+bhp car and paid you for it!
That is true actually ops:
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No, normal beer. Fosters is rubbish that is export-only. Well, actually, it's made in the UK. You can't buy it in Australia, and nobody would want to anyway. We prefer stuff like Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, Carlton Draught, XXXX, etc.
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Originally Posted by Stoopie
Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Originally Posted by Stoopie
Well, I have to chauffeur a client next thursday, I don't know what car he drives.. Maybe I'll be honouring him if it's a 350+bhp car

*edit: Well actually I prefer Amstel
Asskisser

I like Hertog Jan, but I adore Carlsberg
Asskisser? LOL I bet you'd like the person too if he offered you to drive his 350+bhp car and paid you for it!
That is true actually ops:
LOL it's official, the first time we agree j/k

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No, normal beer. Fosters is rubbish that is export-only. Well, actually, it's made in the UK. You can't buy it in Australia, and nobody would want to anyway. We prefer stuff like Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, Carlton Draught, XXXX, etc.
Hm did know there were so many Australian beers Another motivation to go drink more
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Originally Posted by Mattk
No, normal beer. Fosters is rubbish that is export-only. Well, actually, it's made in the UK. You can't buy it in Australia, and nobody would want to anyway. We prefer stuff like Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, Carlton Draught, XXXX, etc.
I was just about to say, Fosters is awful :shock:

I drink Guinnes, Murphys Irish Red, Newcastle Brown Ale, Carlsberg, Duvel, Jupiler, Hertog Jan, Alfa and Warsteiner. Love all of them!
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Of course there are many Australian beers. We have lots of wine as well, and Bundaberg Rum. When you're isolated from the rest of the world, with only New Zealand to keep you company, you have to do stuff yourself.
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Of course there are many Australian beers. We have lots of wine as well, and Bundaberg Rum. When you're isolated from the rest of the world, with only New Zealand to keep you company, you have to do stuff yourself.
I love Hardys, thats from Australia

The Chardonnay is superb!
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