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Old 03-12-2005, 04:38 AM   #1
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Default if you feel alone try this muahahahah

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Old 03-12-2005, 07:11 AM   #2
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WOW.... :shock: thats SICK :roll:
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Old 03-12-2005, 07:32 AM   #3
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LOL, I cant understand why anyone would do that
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Old 03-12-2005, 09:57 AM   #4
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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "a posh wank"


This post reminded me of a pervy housemate a friend had a few years ago. They walked in on him having a wank with his legs halfway up the wall, a bit like a handstand kind of position. It seems he was trying to... all over his own face...

Sorry about the image that has just conjured up in your minds...
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:14 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by brembo
We have to wait for bultaco_metralla to come and explain why to us......
hahahaha, what kind of explication you want... its for sex sickmans.... but you have to admit its funny.... who the hell do it ???
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:18 AM   #6
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me not! ops:
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Old 03-12-2005, 04:51 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by brembo
You posted your project pics, you tell us......

hahahahaha fuck off
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Old 03-12-2005, 04:53 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by TransAm2001
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "a posh wank"


This post reminded me of a pervy housemate a friend had a few years ago. They walked in on him having a wank with his legs halfway up the wall, a bit like a handstand kind of position. It seems he was trying to... all over his own face...

Sorry about the image that has just conjured up in your minds...
That guy plays in the tubgirl's league!!
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:10 PM   #9
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You would have to be a lonely, lonely, lonely man to do that :shock:
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:11 PM   #10
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wow, thats, err, very odd.
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:13 PM   #11
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No but wait, not even the lonelinest MAN on this planet would desire to come on HIS face! I can hardly understand a weirdo bulding a fake "woman" like in the first post.. I would understand somebody wanting to cum on a basket ball and trying to imagine it is a girl's face.. but to do what that guy tried to do is beyond this
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:21 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by TT
No but wait, not even the lonelinest MAN on this planet would desire to come on HIS face! I can hardly understand a weirdo bulding a fake "woman" like in the first post.. I would understand somebody wanting to cum on a basket ball and trying to imagine it is a girl's face.. but to do what that guy tried to do is beyond this
Tell me about it! It sounds pretty unbelieveable, but I believe the people that told me.
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Old 03-12-2005, 08:35 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by TransAm2001
Sorry about the image that has just conjured up in your minds...
no you're not


and well.. I guess maybe he wanted to be a gay porn star or something :bah: ... after all, girls get it often enough in straight pron
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Old 03-12-2005, 08:49 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
Originally Posted by TransAm2001
Sorry about the image that has just conjured up in your minds...
no you're not
I'll have to hand it to you, Dan, the hit the nail on the head there pal
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