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Old 12-12-2006, 07:08 PM   #166
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[hoping this post will go unnoticed] im winning
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:25 PM   #167
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^No, you're not.
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:15 AM   #168
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:19 AM   #169
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^Loser! I am winning!
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:55 AM   #170
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So this is how you fuckers pad your post count
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Old 12-13-2006, 02:59 AM   #171
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Only partially.
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:00 AM   #172
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So you have other ways?
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:01 AM   #173
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Those are trade secrets!

Well I post in the car sections as well. 8)
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Old 12-13-2006, 03:02 AM   #174
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Rarely
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:13 AM   #175
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ahem, this is a private club!
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:17 AM   #176
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Only four out of the last 20 of Ldin's posts have been outside this topic.
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:29 AM   #177
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so what, not my fault i cant multi task,
or chew gum and walk
or use and spoon and fork with linguini
or have sex, and forget to pull out.


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according to studies by the FAA and U Michigan. Obviously, you can crash your car if you're not paying attention by talking on a cell phone and changing a CD at the same time. Safety is one thing. Health is another: multitasking puts extra stress on the body, which incrementally generates exhaustion, mental burnout, anxiety and depression. There is no difference between multitasking for pleasure (playing a computer game while eating ice creaam) or for work (typing a memo while reading a tech manual). 
http://www.applesforhealth.com/HealthyBusiness/multihealth3.html










p.s: i can multitask, and i am a winner.
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Old 12-13-2006, 11:13 AM   #178
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interesting - you can win and lose at the same time?
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Old 12-13-2006, 11:20 AM   #179
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bummer, i tell ya, its always a win-win for me.
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Old 12-13-2006, 11:23 AM   #180
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never lose-win?
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