"Neologism", by definition means simply 'to invent a new meaning for common words'.
Here was a list that I found hilarious! Add any if you can!
1. Coffee (n), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedlyanswerthe door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are runover by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted byproctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation withYiddisisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soulflies uponto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn byJewishmen.
Neologism: Funny new word meanings
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