Googlisms

[Refefer]

A friend just gave me a link to this site: http://www.googlism.com and it's actually pretty funny. Basically you type in a person, place, thing, or time period and it will come up with a Google description of you:

I was curious about the "Ford Pinto", so I typed it in:

ford pinto is a well known design flaw
ford pinto is not one of the most highly regarded of cars in the auto industry
ford pinto is an excellent example of the dangers of a gasoline fuel tank
ford pinto is a shitty car
ford pinto is the best damn sports car in the world
ford pinto is tapped on the back bumper by a police car and explodes

[|Nuno|]

"Ferrari":

ferrari is top gear's "top gear"
ferrari is ok
ferrari is formula 1
ferrari is the best
ferrari is bad news
ferrari is now heading off into space
ferrari is dominating auto racing's premier championship
ferrari is aware of six consumer accidents involving the forward operation of these tillers

"Porsche":

porsche is making too much money
porsche is 22 1/2" tall and weighs 40 lbs
porsche is great
porsche is al jaren een populair merk en naast de sportieve uitstraling
porsche is going with its engines
porsche is a pioneer in the field of aviation engines
porsche is too small to impress women

[Refefer]

Originally Posted by brembo espen is the only homosexual midget in haggis

LMAO

This thing is fucking accurate beleive it or not, after scrolling down a little what did i see

:shock: alan is creating his own mini :shock:

some others

alan is fully insured to practice swedish massage
alan is a cowboy killer
alan is in my bed
alan is very grotesque
alan is so hot
alan is a fat bitch
alan is god (make ya fucking mind up )
alan is grateful to gary for leaving him a well (where is this well i want it
alan is the devil
alan is more inteligent
alan is not just a man
alan is a direct marketing tornado (WTF is one of those? )
alan is on my "a" list of healers
alan is such a sneak
alan is made up of teachers (nobody told me )
alan is ready for reading books

hehehe

[dingo]

Have a look at the top searches, one word seems to stick out

• Top 30 Googlism's
  
  sex ( 61843 ) 11 Oct 2002
  
  bill gates ( 57941 ) 11 Oct 2002
  
  george bush ( 55646 ) 11 Oct 2002
  
  sex ( 55564 ) 22 Jan 2003
  
  sex ( 55395 ) 25 Jan 2003
  
  sex ( 54424 ) 07 Feb 2003
  
  sex ( 50106 ) 08 Apr 2003
  
  george bush ( 47382 ) 06 Feb 2003
  
  sex ( 44963 ) 06 Jul 2003
  
  sex ( 43967 ) 29 Jul 2003
  
  sex ( 38990 ) 01 Nov 2003
  
  sarah ( 38275 ) 12 Oct 2002
  
  bill gates ( 37505 ) 04 Apr 2003
  
  googlism ( 36650 ) 26 Oct 2002
  
  sex ( 36371 ) 06 Dec 2003
  
  george bush ( 35624 ) 31 Aug 2003
  
  george bush ( 35620 ) 31 Aug 2003
  
  sex ( 35509 ) 16 Dec 2003

Originally Posted by AL123 alan is in my bed

oh come on Al, you could at least sleep with a guy with a different name to yours

[findleybeast]

Originally Posted by brembo Originally Posted by Refefer Originally Posted by brembo espen is the only homosexual midget in haggis LMAO LOL yeah I knew it would come and haunt me......

Oh comon Brembo it's hardly news to the rest of us... just admit it...

here's what I got

Wade is not the law of the land <-
wade is looking for his canadian father
wade is a freak <- well duh
wade is nothing to party over nor is anything death <- ?
wade is an asshole
wade is missing
wade is <----- oh I like this one. Its a fill in the blank. hm.... GOD?
wade is tall <--- oh don't I wish
wade is 6 foot 3? and 210 pounds most assume he has a serious demeanor <--- I really wish
wade is a graduate of the ohio state university with a bachelors degree of business <---- creepy... cuz that's where I go...
wade is more than a romantic young woman
wade is already the fastest high school sprinter in the country <-- well I know i'm quick but I think they're just yankin my chain...
wade is a barren new hampshire town's resident policeman and snowplow operator
wade is upset at this <- yes
wade is correct <- of course
wade is a true freshman right? ** <-- LIES!
wade is the finest woman tennis player in the world

[antonioledesma]

antonio is sweatier than <---- anybody
antonio is sponsored by <---- my dad....
antonio is god <----- I knew it 8)
antonio is bothered seeing andy with kevin <---OMG, they discovered me
antonio is definetly attracted to sebastian <---he's soooo cute
antonio is soooo sexy <---- and I wear leopard thongs
antonio is here <--- and there
antonio is such a weenie <--- only a geek
antonio is holding his daughter stella <--- who is her mom?
antonio is home to over 100 species of mammals and 184 species of exotic birds <---I need to take a bath
antonio is acknowledging and embracing both his african and taino indian background<-------- I was told that I had spanish, french and italian ancestors
antonio is nearly caught <----- drinking in a street
antonio is the best teacher i've ever had <---- not that good
antonio is a handsome <---of course 8)

[lev_p]

Funny website, thanks Although it failed to come up with more than 10 lines that make sense in real life.....

[SilviaEvo]

sunny is funny

original aint it?

[possessed_beaver]

metallica is this a joke?
metallica is still god
metallica is my middle name
metallica is evil
metallica is so overated
metallica is so kewl
metallica is s
metallica is suing
metallica is suing napster for copyright infringement
metallica is still god until
metallica is released
metallica is the real dope deal with no distracting stage set
metallica is a good
metallica is the best band
metallica is dead
metallica is not about being a genre or a
metallica is not only trying to stop alleged piracy of its music at the napster nexus
metallica is no stranger to referring to legal issues in its work
metallica is the one and only true metal band
metallica is a webpage that promotes a boycott of all goods released by metallica
metallica is assaulting napster and the metallica fans downloading their music
metallica is suing indiana university
metallica is proactive to this pursuit throughout the americas and selective to it elsewhere in the world
metallica is a 50% owner of the cerro san pedro gold and silver project located in the state of san luis potosi
metallica is a rock band and they are upset at a web site by the name of napster
metallica is boring
metallica is the band that sued napster
metallica is also one of the most successful
metallica is going after napster for piracy and copyright infringment and are not suing fans
metallica is releasing on may 1st
metallica is radio
metallica is totally too cool to be even be compard to creed man
metallica is the loyalty of fans who have supported the band for many years
metallica is burnt into the brain
metallica is the cover story of the jan
metallica is up for another grammy this year
metallica is suposed to play with ac/dc and bon jovi among others

ummm ok

[dingo]

Originally Posted by possessed_beaver metallica is still god .......................... metallica is so overated

this site is rather useless, they could at least give definitions which aren't contradicted by other ones

Originally Posted by dingo22 Originally Posted by possessed_beaver metallica is still god .......................... metallica is so overated this site is rather useless, they could at least give definitions which aren't contradicted by other ones

yep and it also repeats the same things many times