The prime minister of Brazil was visiting the U.K.,
while he was entering the airplane, he saw a note on the airplane that said: "No smoking, please!" The prime minister quickly returned and came a few minutes later back to the airplain. when he was inside a stuart asked him the question: "i'm sorry sir, but why are you naked" the prime minister said: "there was a note that said: no smoking, please!"
Do you know the joke of Jantje on the W.C.???
Me n'either, the door was locked!