[enzoferrari]

The SRT10 is sub zero. 1. It serves no real purpose. Just like an Enzo, Countach, DB9, Veyron, etc. 2. It's dangerous. It scares Europeans in little Fiat Pandas who believe the EU should outlaw it. 3. It's big. It doesn't fit on teeny-weenie European roads designed for one-horse carriages and three cylinder Smart cars. 4. It reminds Europeans that Americans pay 1/2 as much as they do for gasoline. 5. It reminds Europeans that their governments tax the shit out of them. 6. It reminds Europeans that more Americans (even trailer-trash rednecks) can afford cars and trucks and can afford to drive what we want where we want. 7. It's economical. An SRT10 uses 97% less fuel than Al Gore's Gulfstream V. 8. It pisses-off environmentalists. 9. 26.4% of the cars registered in the EU will fit in the bed of a SRT10. 10. It takes up 13.9% more room than the average London flat.

PERFECT!!