cheating wife
A man it the office needs to ask his wife something, so he takes the phone and calls home.
Cleaning Lady: Hello
Man: Yeah, hello, could you give me my wife please?
Cleaning Lady: Euuuhhhh... your wife?...
Man: yeah, my wife, I need to ask her something.
Cleaning, ohh, mister,I have to tell you... your wife lies in bed she is cheating on you...
Man: WHAT???? MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME ??? Get the shotgun and kill the both !! NOW!!!
**Cleaning lady gets the shotgun, and shoots both the other guy and the wife in bed**
(back on the phone)
Cleaning lady: done, mister, what do I do with them now?
Man: Euhhh, throw them in our swimming pool.
Cleaning Lady: Swimming pool? What swimming pool, we don't have one here!
Man: huh? This is the Anderson's, no?
Cleaning lady: No, this is the Petersen's
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